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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:39 PM Original message |
The Padre is in the house. The confessional is now open for business. How have you sinned? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. Father, forgive me for I have sinned. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Say three Hail Jane Mansfield's. Go and suck no more. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. i'm way too nice |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:45 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. not modest enough either |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. Kill a small child's pet. In front of the child of course. That should do it. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. you don't have enough time or rosary beads to help me. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Get thee behind me spawn of Satan. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
6. Father, I have sinned. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:49 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Remember, dear child, if you have thought it, it is as if you have done it! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:51 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I hope the Child Support Agency don't see it that way. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Yah, that would be a problem! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:54 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Back to the nunnery with you woman. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. You too? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
42. Aspirating semen can really wreak havoc with your lungs. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'm not Catholic. Does that matter? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. We have an exciting offer for new members. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #16 |
27. I'm a Pastafarian. Not interested. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
11. I fantasize about corrupting young priests. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. You too? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Oh yes... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. First you must separate the men from the boys. Go my daughter and sin copiously. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:04 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. YES! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:14 PM Response to Reply #31 |
41. And move to within a mile of me. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
17. I totally forgot |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:57 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Say three Our Skinners and go not again to GD. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
20. forgive me father for I have posted in GD |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. See post 21. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. but I also put someone on ignore |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:03 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. That depends on who the someone is. If it is MrCoffee, all is forgiven. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:07 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. what if it was ohiosmith? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:09 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. You are not only forgiven, you will on the day of your death, sit at the right hand of God. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:10 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. I hear hes a left thou |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:10 PM Response to Reply #29 |
36. false priest! heretic! schismatic blasphemer! relapsi! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. pelosi! reid! dems!!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:19 PM Response to Reply #36 |
44. Scram! You little bastard. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:21 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. HA! you confess, you lecherous knave! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:22 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. hey, this is my confessional booth, how did you get in here? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:24 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Father Guido has something for you behind the alter. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
23. Not Catholic, so I don't have to tell YOU.... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:05 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. No one is perfect my daughter. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. I have sinned greatly. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
34. The Padre will need a little more detail in order to appropriately gauge the magnitude of your sin. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:49 PM Response to Reply #34 |
62. If I tell you that, LostinVA will kill me. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:05 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. The Padre can keep a secret. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
28. Forgive me, father, for i have sinned |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. I sacked the guy who was supposed to be watching them. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:14 PM Response to Reply #30 |
40. Then it's straight to hell with you. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
38. Make restitution to he who is responsible for the pile in the form of a six, no 12 pack. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
39. Every time the collection plate passes |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:20 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. what are you doing in Church in the 1st place? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:25 PM Response to Reply #45 |
50. Lusting after nuns |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:26 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Hey! Me too. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:28 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. I heard Anglican nuns are all frowsy. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:35 PM Response to Reply #53 |
59. Precisely why I'm a Franciscan. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:47 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. That's not a Franciscan! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:29 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. BRILLIANT!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:22 PM Response to Reply #39 |
47. Sister Mary Margaret owes you an ass kicking. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:29 PM Response to Reply #47 |
55. I think thats what she wants |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:31 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. Just don't let it become a habit. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
52. I Lynne Sinned With My Nipples |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:30 PM Response to Reply #52 |
56. Say four Hail Led Zeppelin's, do the stations of Eagles Stadium. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
58. Have I sinned? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:36 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. Keep it to the last week or so. I have fun shit I want to do today. Okay? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 02:58 PM Response to Reply #60 |
63. I've had a few dozen impure thoughts. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:09 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. No sins as far as the Padre can tell, except maybe the peanut butter stuff. Was Smucker's grape |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:11 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. I think so... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:12 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Then you're cool. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
66. I've had sinful lustful thoughts. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. Say 12 George Clooney's and do the stations of Brad Pitt. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:16 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. There goes another! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:17 PM Response to Reply #66 |
71. You! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Ooops another |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. BillySkank, you are an enabler. Back to the rectory with you. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. Now, now |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
74. I rooted for Ohio in the BCS |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #74 |
77. Your place of birth will not be held against you my son. The important thing is that you have |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
75. I have failed to update Loonie Watch every day |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:40 PM Response to Reply #75 |
78. Say three Pierre Trudeau's and six Hail Canadiens. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
79. Bless me Father, for I have sinned. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 04:48 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. Say two Hail Mantles and take a cold shower. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-03-07 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
81. Not nearly as often or recently as I'd like. |
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