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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 04:53 PM
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Romanes eunt domus!
This message brought to you by the People's Front of Judea
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:05 PM
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1. Screw those guys, I'm with the Judean People's Front!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:08 PM
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2. Fuck off!
We're the People's Front of Judea! :P
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:08 PM
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3. Well Fuk That, I'm With The Judean Heineken Liberation Front

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:11 PM
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6. You and your Heineken!
What's wrong with Miller Lite? :7
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:16 PM
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8. Its Better Then The Judean Invasion Front
Choosy Mercenaries choose JIF



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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:09 PM
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4. Eff. Yew. JPB RULES!!11!!
Judea People's Back.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:09 PM
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5. mmm... donuts. n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:12 PM
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7. Move this to I/P.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:17 PM
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10. bollocks. i should have thought of that.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:17 PM
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9. Hail Caesar, and everthing sir.


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Centurion: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!

No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: Domum... -um Understand?

Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

~ FINIS ~
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:26 PM
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12. Reminds me of the scene in Canadian Bacon
where the officer makes them put all the insults in French as well.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:19 PM
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11. Are you asking me over for Ramen noodles?





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