i'm running for president, ask me anything

sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:27 AM
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i'm running for president, ask me anything

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Nickster

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:29 AM
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1. Will you ban Olive Garden in the US?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:32 AM
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2. i wiLL Leave aLL options on the tabLe

vote sniffa.

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:39 AM
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3. Are you going to offer my brother a position

in your administration? :D

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:43 AM
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4. yes, as head of the DEA

:rofl:

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Oct-05-07 07:44 AM
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5. Oh dear...

:rofl:

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DarkTirade

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:35 AM
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6. Did you have sexual relations with that woman?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:52 AM
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8. ah

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vote sniffa

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LeftyMom

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:38 AM
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7. Who is your running mate?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:53 AM
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9. the corpse of admiraL stockdaLe

GRIDLOCK!!

vote sniffa

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:04 AM
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12. Who am I? Where am I?

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DS1

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:56 AM
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10. will you let me set up a sniper's nest inside the senate

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:05 AM
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14. that's a hypotheticaL, and i'm not going to address that

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edbermac

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Fri Oct-05-07 08:58 AM
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11. When are you sendling Limbaugh to Iraq?

:shrug:

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:06 AM
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16. the next USO tour

vote sniffa

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:05 AM
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13. Why do you support bombing Iran?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:10 AM
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18. because

if it weren't for iran, we'd have won the iraq war by now. the quicker we bomb iran, the quicker our brave and handsome soLdiers come home.

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:13 AM
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19. What a sexist post. What about the pretty ones?

Huh?

:bounce:

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:14 AM
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21. I think he caught teh gay

:scared:

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Fran Kubelik

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:06 AM
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32. I think you mean sexay post

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flvegan

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:06 AM
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15. How will you defeat Hillary?

On the one hand, I hear she eats babies. On the other, I hear she's practically moved in already.

So?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:17 AM
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23. by not taking a position on anything

i'm just gonna ride this to the nomination.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:09 AM
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17. will you use the full force of American might to restore Pluto's planethood?

if not, i will work ceaselessly to see you defeated and cast into ignominy.

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:21 AM
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24. i wiLL not rest untiL our fLag is pLanted on the pLanet pLuto

and we suck her dry of her texas tea.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:25 AM
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26. hallelujah! you have been divinely inspired to rule our glorious nation

aLL haiL sniffa.

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SteppingRazor

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:13 AM
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20. What's with the uppercase Ls?

:shrug:

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MissMillie

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:14 AM
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22. I'll vote for you if you'll take me to the Sox game tonight.... will you?

:hi:

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:24 AM
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25. i wouLd if i couLd

i feeL your pain

vote sniffa

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Tyler Durden

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:51 AM
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27. Who was that Lady I saw you with last night?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:02 AM
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29. ah

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Fri Oct-05-07 09:53 AM
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28. Will the "L" key be missing from the White House computer keyboards?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:02 AM
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30. onLy if cLinton staffers get into the white house before i enter

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Fran Kubelik

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:03 AM
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31. What is your stance on public breast-feeding?

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Gormy Cuss

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:07 AM
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33. President of what exactly?

Qz?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:22 AM
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35. of the us of fucking a commie

vote sniffa

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Gormy Cuss

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:42 AM
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42. Okay comrade.

I'll vote sniffa because it's a twofer, you and the first lady.

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meegbear

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:13 AM
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34. And I have a cabinet position?

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:22 AM
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36. i'm creating a new department you can head

the department of nepotism.

vote sniffa

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Parche

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:24 AM
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37. Will Carrot Top Be Your VP?

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

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JackBeck

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:26 AM
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38. Boxers or briefs? n/t

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sniffa

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:38 AM
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40. aLL options are on the tabLe

as are boxer briefs. i'm a candidate for everyone.

vote sniffa

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JackBeck

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:55 AM
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43. I see you've already mastered rule number one:

The art of pandering.

You've got my vote.

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QueenOfCalifornia

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:32 AM
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39. Will you

make sure that all the phony soldiers coming home from Iraq will never display their phony injuries and flaunt their phony godless-anti-war-propeganda?

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Oct-05-07 10:40 AM
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41. What will be the official soundtrack of the Office of sniffa?

And will it be piped through loudspeakers onto the city streets 24 hours a day?

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