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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:26 PM
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Friday afternoon advice booth. IT'S FREE ADVICE, PEOPLE!
Go on, tell me your troubles, and I'll give you advice.*







*I am not any sort of a mental health professional, so, you know, the advice might be for shit. Consider yourself warned.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:29 PM
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1. Chinese or Italian?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:37 PM
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5. Definitely Italian.
The sodium in the Chinese will blow you up like a balloon.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:38 PM
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7. Hmmmm.
Interesting...

I grew up on Italian food and I think I'm *almost* sick of it.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:43 PM
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14. There is a rule of life that applies here:
No one ever gets sick of stuffed shells.

Count on it. :patriot:
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:46 PM
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16. Ahhh but there's a catch...
I spent a year stuffing those shells. Trust me, you can get sick of it....

Are you an Italian-American too? IF so, are the men or the women better cooks in your family?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:48 PM
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24. Yes, and, the men.
Bastards! :D
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:49 PM
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25. Hahah it's the same here.
Although my mom could give my grandfather a run for his macaroni!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:31 PM
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2. What delightfully naughty things
should I do these next few days?
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:34 PM
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3. If the advice lady doesn't come through for you
Let me know! O8)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:52 PM
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30. Deal...
Ooops she had a good idea.

Though I'm always open for more suggestions.


O8)
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:36 PM
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4. I always have
ideas need some?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:52 PM
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31. Absolutely
You always have such good ones too.

:D
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:38 PM
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6. Hmm.
You're taking a drawing class, right?

Why not draw a picture of the hottest guy you can think of...without pants?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:53 PM
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33. I like that one
Though I may need some pictorial inspiration, wouldn't you say? :P
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:54 PM
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34. Send some PM's STAT!!
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:13 PM
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49. I volunteer.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 08:21 PM
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52. But if he was without pants then he'd be.... oooooh, I get it.
O8)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:43 PM
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13. Heloooooooo nurse!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:55 PM
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35. Helooooo....
patient?

What...what?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:37 PM
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46. Can you bake?
I have to switch to food because the delightfully naughty things I would PM you otherwise may make you...

melt

:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:05 PM
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48. I am legendary for my
pie.

:evilgrin:

Does that count?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:13 PM
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50. Oh lordy!
Yes it indeed counts. Thats it! I'll brt!

Got space anywhere there for me to flop?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:40 PM
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8. How do I stop the bleeding?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:42 PM
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10. Heat up an arc welder...
apply to wound until bleeding stops.

Unless you're talking about emotional bleeding, in which case I say, sleep with her sister. That oughta fix it. :D
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:42 PM
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11. Scuse me...
You're dripping on my shoes.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:40 PM
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9. Dear janesez,
When I sip hot tea I get a sharp pain in one of my eyes.

Any advice?

Thanks.

P. in Timmertown.

P.S. It doesn't happen with Iced Tea.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:42 PM
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12. Remove the spikes from the handle of your teacup.
Man, I should get paid for this. You all set 'em up, I knock 'em down!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:47 PM
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19. Brilliant!
Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 03:53 PM by Prag
You... ar... are... a... (not sure of what that next word is, oh...) shhh... shining star of ad... ad... advice
and they shuh... should paye pay yuh you more! :)














(next time type the note, I can barely read this handwriting... mmmkay?)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:44 PM
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15. I'm turning into a misanthropist.
Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 03:50 PM by redqueen
What can I do to reverse the process?

:shrug:



edited cause I didn't spell 'misanthropist' correctly the first time :eyes:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:48 PM
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22. There is only one cure for misanthropism....
PUPPIES!!!







They don't make you hate people any less, but they sure are freakin cute!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:50 PM
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27. hahahaha... indeed!
:D

Thanks! :hi:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:59 PM
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36. PS.
*small voice* isn't it "misanthrope"? */small voice*

:D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:05 PM
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37. hahahahaha... it is if you're not a dumbass!
:dunce:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:07 PM
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39. No wonder you were having trouble with the spelling!
It's always tricky when you're making up words. :D

Seriously, though, why the hell is it "philanthropist" but then "misanthrope"? Makes no sense.

Put me in the :dunce: corner too, apparently. :D
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:46 PM
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17. My roommate hasn't paid his rent yet
He is a nice guy and I am grateful that he is here. But he has been blowing off paying me his share of the rent and he owes me 400.00...I need to pay back some money I owe, I need TP, cat food, kitty litter, and food. What should I do? I don't want to nag him and piss him off, but I am pissed off because I really need the money.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:47 PM
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21. My bank made an error
instead of withdrawing 420.00 they only took out 42.00...but I got the 420.00..what should I do?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:51 PM
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28. Smoke it!
420 DUDE!!

Erm, sorry. Your bank is an idiot and deserves what it gets. Buy new shoes.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:50 PM
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26. Go completely insane.
Really over the top, the crazy eyes, the erratic behavior. Don't mention the money, but keep murmuring things about "manflesh" and "bloodthirst".

Trust me, he'll pay you.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:46 PM
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18. how do i make it taste better?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:48 PM
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23. GROG!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7002356
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:51 PM
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29. Spray a little Binaca in your mouth before you go down there.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:06 PM
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38. I recommend altoids!
:bounce:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:47 PM
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20. What should my sweetie and I do this evening?
We haven't had a night out together in two weeks.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:53 PM
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32. Hmm.
I would go to see "The Assasination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford". It's supposed to be a good movie (for you), and Brad Pitt will get her panties in a lather (also for you). It's win-win! :D
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:12 PM
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40. why doesnt ASP.NET work on the Windows 2003 Server?
:popcorn:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:15 PM
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41. "Bill! Bill! This one here didn't take!"
BG: Okay, young man. Back into the chamber with you. Now, say it with me, and pay no attention to those electrical shocks. "Vista is God. Vista is God. Vista is God. Microsoft has no programming glitches. Vista is God."

LSK: Thanks, Mr Gates.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:31 PM
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44. the correct answer was:
It was not installed!

:banghead:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:16 PM
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42. I'm going home. The advice booth is closed...
that is, unless some other jagoff with time on his hands wants to take it over. :D
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:27 PM
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43. Should I sell SBS and take the profit, or hang on for the ride?
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:32 PM
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45. Should I buy new clothes or see a tailor or eat cookies?
I lost some weight recently and all of my clothes are too big.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 04:41 PM
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47. What should I do to alleviate these impure thoughts
I am having?

Gawd...

:hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:22 PM
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51. Did you sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night?
I love those ads.
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