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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:22 PM
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Man Charged After Cutting His Tongue Out
MOBILE, Ala. (AP) - A man who claimed assailants cut his tongue out actually injured himself and has been arrested and charged with stealing $200,000 from his employer, Mobile County Sheriff Sam Cochran announced Friday.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071006/D8S3DAMO0.html
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:24 PM
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1. Silly man...
he could have gotten that from his accidental death and dismemberment insurance from his employer...

lose a tongue, get 200K
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:25 PM
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2. I hope he didn't confess.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:27 PM
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3. I doubt it. He was tongue-tied and just couldn't respond...
:cry:

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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:43 PM
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4. You have the right to remain silent. nt
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 08:58 PM
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5. Whats the matter? Cat got your tongue?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 11:35 PM
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6. At his trial:
the judge reads the charges and says, "How do you plead?"
His lawyer answers, "With all due respect, your honor, that's not funny."
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