Song titles and lyrics you disagree with or think are wrong

UrbScotty

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Fri Jan-30-04 09:09 PM
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Song titles and lyrics you disagree with or think are wrong

Here's an inaccurate set of lyrics, when rendered to Duh-bya:

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, That's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

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Ediacara

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Fri Jan-30-04 09:13 PM
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1. I wasn't aware that song actually had real lyrics

Anyway, the Brittany Spears "hit" "Hit Me Baby One More Time" has the most obscene lyrics I have ever heard. Domistic violence is great!

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NightTrain

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Fri Jan-30-04 09:27 PM
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2. This lyric from a classic Motown song

Well, every woman should try to be
Whatever her man wants her to be.

--Marvin Gaye, "I'll Be Doggone"

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Doc_Technical

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:06 PM
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3. James Brown

"This is a man's world"

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:13 PM
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4. But it wouldn't be nothing without a woman or a girl

I still love that song

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ermoore

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:17 PM
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5. A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

What a funny (and yet horrible song). It sounds like the whole thing was made on one of those tiny little electric keyboards everyone had when they were a kid.
Also from the Bloodhound Gang: You're Pretty When I'm Drunk and probably many others.

Also, lots of songs drop the N-bomb, but that's probably a can of worms we shouldn't open here.

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DoctorMyEyes

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:50 PM
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6. All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You Lyrics

I liked Heart before I heard this song - and it gives me the "douche chills" so badly that I've never gotten over it, and was never able to enjoy any of their music since! brrrrrr.......

Most hideous lines:

"I am the flower you are the seed"
We walked in the garden
we planted a tree
Don't try to find me,
please don't you dare
Just live in my memory,
you'll always be there

The whole convoluted freakin' mess - if you dare.....
http://www.lyrics007.com/Heart%20Lyrics/All%20I%20Want%20To%20Do%20Is%20Make%20Love%20To%20You%20Lyrics.html

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ConcernedCanuk

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Fri Jan-30-04 11:13 PM
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7. Cecelia with Simon and Garfunkle

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Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place

Celia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees . . . . .

Right . . . .

come back to the bedroom to find ur gurl in bed with sumbody else and you whine and get down on ur knees?

I don't think so !! . . :eyes:

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