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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 05:06 PM
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Someone with a WWJD bumper sticker cut me off today.
Newsflash buddy: Jesus walked everywhere. He was never in such a hurry that he endangered others.

I haven't even read the Bible and I know that.

Ponderous, fucking ponderous.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 05:11 PM
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1. Were they
in a ROLLS FUCKING ROYCE!!!????????



lost
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 05:12 PM
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2. No, why do you ask?
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 05:13 PM
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3. just continuing the joke from yesterday....
Edited on Wed Oct-10-07 05:14 PM by lost-in-nj
and this


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7019996


lost
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 07:57 PM
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4. Fucking Matcom
If he didn't have a hot wife no one here would tolerate him
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 08:48 PM
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6. Ay yi yi!
:blush:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-10-07 08:24 PM
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5. Well, why do you think He walked everywhere?
Edited on Wed Oct-10-07 08:25 PM by KamaAina
His license was suspended because He got too many points for ROAD RAGE!

Not to mention that DUI He picked up after the water-to-wine incident...

:P

edit: header; caps
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 03:28 AM
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7. Yeah, especially with the human body being like 3/4 water...
he must have had one HELL of a hangover, no pun intended.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 06:35 AM
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8. Now you know.
That Jesus--he's a bastard in traffic.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 05:00 PM
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9. I presume that everyone is a bastard in traffic
Which is why I'm not making this post from a hospital bed
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 05:01 PM
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10. What Would Jackasses Do?
He had a different sticker than you thought.
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