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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:44 PM
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I come from GD.
Take me to your leader.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:45 PM
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1. We have no leader
We're an autonomous collective. :hi:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:46 PM
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3. You're foolin' yourself
:hi:

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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:47 PM
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6. Impossible.
Do not make me use my phasers on you.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:53 PM
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10. Isn't that supposed to be tazers?
:shrug: anyways, welcome...and put away your tazer, because you won't need it here.

and slink your way out of that flame suit because we all go naked here

all your tazers are belong to us
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:56 PM
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13. Tazers are for GD.
You pick them up at the door on the way in.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:56 PM
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15. Yeah, but I never got past the metal detectors n/t
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:00 PM
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16.  I told you.
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs...
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:05 PM
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19. Sort-of-executive officer?
And when was your last execution?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:13 PM
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27. We have the Black Plague.
Nobody LEFT to execute!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:35 PM
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52. Dennis!
There's some lovely mud over here. :hi:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:45 PM
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2. We're like a herd of cats over here.
Tell us who our leader is.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:48 PM
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7. What are these "cats" you speak of?
Might you have any pictures?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:51 PM
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9. Meeeeeeeooooowwww! ! ! ! ! ! ! !




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DJ MEW Donating Member (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:06 PM
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22. How did you get Condoliza Rice to pose for that pic on the bottom
I imagine that is what she would look like if she were albino.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:00 PM
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47. Meow!
That's mean... How can you talk about naked cats like that? That cat looks way better....
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:46 PM
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4. we are a leaderless lot
welcome

:hi:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:54 PM
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11. MUUuhahaha! Fools!
How will you defend yourself when the GD Horde arrives to pillage your resources and women? Who will lead your war machine?

Wait- don't tell me you don't even HAVE a war machine.
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:45 PM
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44. Bah! Our war machine is INDEED mighty!
However, you may have a hard time dealing with it. It consists of exactly three things - and no MORE than three things!

1. Copycat Threads: We will copy your thread with innumerable slight variations, often humorous, for our own amusement. For example:

"I come from VD"

"Buy rum from GD"

"Buy rum for VD"

So on and so forth, ad nauseum.

2. lolcats/picture threads: Each is mighty and disorienting in its own way!



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7031151

3. Sex threads: Behold, the mighty power of extreme Lounge horniness!

I couldn't find an example of this one, but these things pop up ever couple of days/every time HypnoToad spends moe than 17 seconds in the Lounge.


GD and its war machine may be powerful, but we will confuse you to the point that you will think copycats are the norm, sex becomes your only thought, and you think that asking "I can has cheezburger?" is proper use of grammar.

TREMBLE BEFORE OUR MIGHTINESS, FOR WE ARE MIGHTY!!!!

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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:52 PM
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45. I am cowed!
I must retreat to the warm & safe bosom of GD's Al Gore threads!

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:46 PM
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5. My dear BullGooseLoony!
This is the Lounge!

There is no leader here!

:rofl:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:49 PM
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8. Here is our leader
Edited on Sun Oct-14-07 07:51 PM by Quixote1818
But first you must go and bring us the witches broom and then you can see him.


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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 10:16 PM
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56. You can have my broom when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
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MelissaB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:55 PM
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12. Damn Southpawkicker! I didn't know we had to go to the leader
:scared:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:04 PM
Response to Reply #12
18. "Take me to your leader" is just force of habit for me.
I say it whenever I arrive in a place I haven't been to in awhile.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 07:56 PM
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14. Hello and welcome!
Whatever you do.. do NOT look at graywarrior's last kitty pic. It is very disturbing.

:hi:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:03 PM
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17. I'll help you find our leader. Follow me.
Go straight ahead. Take your first left. Take the next left. Take the first left after that last one. And then take one final left.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:06 PM
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20. I am the leader.
They just don't realize it yet. Would you like to trade in incense, gems, and fine furs?
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:09 PM
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23. We from GD are looking for plutonium 235 and, now I have
also been instructed after telepathing back to the Mother Ship that we are in desperate need of cat hides.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:12 PM
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26. we have an excess of pit bulls and fish men. have any need of them?
we are also in desparate need of a Clue, if you have one.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:17 PM
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29. We in GD do have some Clues, but they are of poor quality.
What is the usefulness of these "fish men?"
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:18 PM
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30. they make good amphibious troops.
and taste delicious fried in batter with a wedge of lemon to garnish.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:14 PM
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28. you wish
:rofl:

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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:18 PM
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31. silence, peon, or it's back to the dungeons with you!
:grr:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:19 PM
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32. Yes, this must be the leader.
We have many like you in GD.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:27 PM
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34. i took over the lounge with promises of bread and circuses and control
the lesser folk with the assistance of my unwitting acomplices, what don't even know that they do my bidding.
:evilgrin:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:28 PM
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36. Well, I see the circus, but how did the bread and control work out? nt
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:30 PM
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39. not so well. too many clowns milling about.
even my shock fish-man and aggressive child eating pit bull batallion are having difficulty maintaining order.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 10:18 PM
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57. Well billyskank forgot to pick up the bread at themarket
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:31 PM
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40. Um, no, you said bread and CIRCUMCISIONS!
You can't back out now!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:32 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. damn. and all i got here is this old dull and rusty knife.
sigh.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:32 PM
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43. LOL nt
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:22 PM
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33. oh stick a sock in it
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:28 PM
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35. i'd like to see you make me...
;)
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:30 PM
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37. ...
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:31 PM
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41. ooh
anything but that. :evilgrin:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:14 PM
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51. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!! nt
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:12 PM
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50. Well, I didn't vote for you. nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:06 PM
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21. Must... resist... creepy temptation... to... copycat!
:hide:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:30 PM
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38. I'm sure you can think of one that isn't TOO inappropriate.
;)
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:02 PM
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48. Since when?
If you don't do it... then you know it will happen anyway.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:09 PM
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24. Our leader is ready to see you now
Edited on Sun Oct-14-07 08:09 PM by Xipe Totec
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:10 PM
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25. "This one looks like the Leader"
:rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 08:54 PM
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46. Do you want to lead????
Otherwise Matcom and DS1 will post
those funny pictures!!!!!



lost
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:11 PM
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49. I told you.
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting, by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:37 PM
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53. My leader is Hitlary...but do you really want to speak with her?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 09:54 PM
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54. We have no leader, but if we did, he'd be just like this guy:



He is like the pied piper of crazy people. You are aware that the DU Lounge is one giant padded cell, are you not? :crazy: :silly:
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Wheezy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 10:08 PM
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55. I also hail from GD. I am seeking one "California Peggy" who
is spoken very highly of from fellow lounge lizards.

She nice, the California Peggy. Or that's what they say.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 10:20 PM
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58. The California Peggy you speak of is the nicest one in the Lounge
We all could learn how to be nice from her.
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Wheezy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:18 PM
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59. I shall go in search of her. It will be my lounge quest.
Perhaps I will meet some interesting people along the way.

(I think I'm channeling Chaucer's Canterbury Tales tonight)

;-)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:30 PM
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60. The great secret of the Lounge is that all of us take turns being the leader,
that way no one can ever catch the leader.

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