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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:25 PM
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Matcom Beauty Salon Presents: Anal Bleaching
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:27 PM
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1. IBTL
:rofl:
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Mr. Blonde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:28 PM
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2. Pretty sure that causes cancer
but I guess for some people that is a small price to pay for a pale anus.
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:50 PM
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12. that sounds like a new beer
pale anus.
:rofl:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:28 PM
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3. I'm thinking this is some kind of niche market
You know, *that* niche....
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:28 PM
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4. IBTL!
Edited on Sun Oct-14-07 11:32 PM by krispos42
Yet another social illness caused by porn stars and their perfect, perfect anuses!

Spank you, Briana Banks! Spank you to Hell!

<double-click>

Oh, you're already being spanked to Hell. Well, then, I'll just watch to make SURE they keep on spanking you to Hell.

:popcorn:
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:31 PM
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5. cool they have gift certificates!
What better way to say Happy Birthday to an ex!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:32 PM
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6. Wicked!
:spray:
:rofl:
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:37 PM
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7. Definitely IBTL...why bleach when you could wax?
:evilgrin:
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:40 PM
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8. Pfffft! Real men get electolysized, with a taser
Gives "Dont tase me bro" a whole new meaning
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:42 PM
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9. Oh, so that's what we see in those videos
Police hair removal!
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:46 PM
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11. Well, what do you expect?
Edited on Sun Oct-14-07 11:47 PM by cuke
They were causing a pubic disturbance
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:50 PM
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13. Blade-close... electro-smooth...









:rofl:

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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:59 PM
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14. And when you're done, a little
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:43 PM
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10. .......
:rofl:

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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:04 AM
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15. imagine explaining that in your cosmetics bag at the airport.
Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 05:05 AM by xchrom
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:48 AM
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16. hey, that's how i find it in the dark!
:hi:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 02:14 AM
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17. Do you use both hands?
:spray: lol
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 02:52 AM
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18. Ah yes....
there's nothing like a way to feel insecure about the ONE part of your body (okay, one of three parts) that you can't see without a mirror.... :P
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 05:15 AM
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19. Do you put it on the part that you sit on? Color me fucking dumb
but I thought everyone had a white ass. And if you have a dark body why the hell would you want your ass bright white? I thought the whole idea of "no tan lines" was a tan all over. :shrug:

Is it like tans are out nowadays?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 01:58 PM
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23. how do you tan your ass but not the rest of you? I though anal-bleaching was internal
for the really neurotic clean freak.
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 05:12 PM
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28. I just found this and yes I was completely dumb about what this is.
Although quite frankly I think anyone that would pay for such a service is ........... (insert word)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXIv5VLo92k&mode=related&search=
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 06:53 AM
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20. that's a do-it-yourself solution!
i want to visit the salon and have hot chicks anally bleach me! x(
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 01:53 PM
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22. And only if they serve tacos afterward...
:evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 07:43 AM
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21. IBTL
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 02:40 PM
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24. no photos?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 02:52 PM
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25. I need a demo.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 02:58 PM
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26. the thread that won't die or be locked
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-20-07 03:00 PM
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27. What, no pictures?
Or should we do a google image search of Michael Jackson bending over?

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