Dentist claims breast rubs appropriate

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you got no credibility in this thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7034772&mesg_id=7035358
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re: your thread in the link.

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TMJ affects vastly more women than men, so my client just never had the opportunity to massage male chests.

have been proven to prevent tooth decay.

Get a brain morans.

"Four out of five dentists reccomend sugarless for patients who chew gum"?

Meet dentist #5.

Come here, baby--I just want to prevent tooth decay!

But why take the chance.

Regards, Mugu

We are trained professionals. Dentists are just trying to move into our territory. Do not be fooled. A dental degree does not provide for the (professional) rubbing of breasts. Please, leave this matter in our hands.

The joke is on them, matcom is not even a real Dentist.

"Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.

I'll be willing to bet he also has a messy and expensive divorce pending.

everybody know the jaw bone is connected the boob in women:banghead:

My boyfriend has been giving me breast rubs for years and my TMJ is still killing me. But he tells me he has a great treatment for it, involving some sort of oral exercise....

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They must have gone to med school together....

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Loser.

In college I had a horrible toothache. Didn't have a car, so went to a local DDS with an office on the "strip", a street of college bars, restaurants. I get in the chair and his assistant comes in, tight white uniform, and stacked. She lowers the chair and begins to get ready for the doc to come in, begins doing the dental hygieneist deal. She keeps reaching across and her boobs keep brushing against, "This is great!" I'm thinking.

Doc comes in, takes a look, "Yep, a cavity, we can fill it now. Have you ever had nitrous?" This was too good, I'm going to get high, and the assistant is a total babe and those boobs!!!

He starts in. The guy must have been a wrestler, or a backhoe operator, or something worse. He's the absolute most brutal dentist in the world. He's using my lower jaw as a fulcrum, pulling, digging, I'm groaning, kind of loopy high, and yet those boobs!

It dawns on me: He's such a hack, he needs all the frickin' distractions he can come up with. Cavity gets fixed, I'm out $50, the assistant is a stuck up bitch.