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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:38 AM
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Y'know what's embarrassing?
When you make blt's for dinner because one of your kids is BEGGING to have them, then you get all spruced up for class, head out the door, and ten miles down the road you realize that you're going to class REEKING of bacon.

That's embarrassing.

Also, when you wear tight pants which cause your cheeker-peekers to scrunch up, and you realize that not only do you have a vpl, but a substantial visible panty ROLL.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:41 AM
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1. Way to go, Skeezix!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:42 AM
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2. ...
Go me!


:bounce:

:rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:43 AM
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3. You're Number One! You're Number One!
:rofl:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:47 AM
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5. I'd like to thank the academy...
wherein "experts" refers to knowledge in the field of being a giant dork.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:48 AM
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6. Did I tell you I'm one of the judges?
:crazy:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:49 AM
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8. Can I ply you with boxed wine and breath mints?
Actually, I don't even have any boxed wine.
Breath mints and nicotine gum?
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:50 AM
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9. Hmmmmmm, lemme see.
How about breath mints and some Black Velvet?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:51 AM
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10. I have hard lemonade, vodka, and apple mixer.
That's about it.
I could throw in some Cheez-Its and a Capri Sun...
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:52 AM
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11. Deal!
:rofl:

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:47 AM
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4. MMM..........BACON SMELLS GOOD
the VPR necessitates a remedial ass-kicking
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 12:48 AM
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7. Wrinkly undergarments and bacon scent...
maybe you could have kicked the wrinkles out, but I don't know about the odor...
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 01:14 AM
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12. I did that once, but with a little twist...
...I was going on a date, and went to White Castle for my sister. You have no idea how the White Castle spell can permeate every nook and cranny of everything!
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 06:39 AM
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13. mmmm bacon
actually my fellow MN will appreciate this - I used to work as dishwasher in a local restaurant...come winter, I would come home smelling of Lutefisk

One day after coming home from work and having family dinner - my uncle announced...I smell fish!
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 06:56 AM
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14. Yet another reason to go commando (until your jeans go threadbare)!
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