Mystery Science Theater 3000 -(So it's the laughter... We will remember, Whenever we remember...)

Name your favorite, Worse than B movie.. A movie so bad, so terrible that it made it on MST3K

Next week it might be Manos again.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSn2aZG9eB8

"You do not fly... but your mind does."

The hip 60's retelling of the story with Dean Stockwell and Sandra Dee. Classic Corman!

I watched and laughed
but I wanted to be up in the spaceship......

yanno Mike was alone for a long time....
up there in that spaceship.....


not a great picture..... but you get the drift


lost

A classic.

:D

:popcorn:?

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An awful movie on every possible level, and they do such a good job tearing it to shreds. :D

The names that Mike and the bots came up with for the hero in the film were hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

If you loved MST3K you should definitaly check out www.rifftrax.com.

It's cheap, it's funny, and you can mentally edit out the guys calling each other by their fleshly names (Bill and Kevin). It's the closest we'll get to fresh MST3K in this world!

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That's awesome!

Gristle McThornbody! Big McLargeHuge! Yep, that's where it comes from...

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An aren't those women using that toy you can get in any toy store these days?

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Torgo!!!!! :rofl:

The Giant Spider Invasion (The spider was built on a VW Bug) It is priceless!




Here is some of the brilliant dialog:
Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi!
Dr. Jenny Langer: Hello.
Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi, I'm Dr. J.R. Vance from N.A.S.A.
Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Doctor. I'm Jenny Langer.
Dr. J.R. Vance: Nice to meet you. I have an appointment with your father.
Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, no no. He passed away in 1962
Dr. J.R. Vance: Oh, I'm so sorry, then the appointment must be with your husband.
Dr. Jenny Langer: I'm not married.
Dr. J.R. Vance: I'm NOT sorry. Then it's probably with your brother.
Dr. Jenny Langer: No, my brother's an interior decorator in Oshkosh. You see, Doctor... Vance. I'm afraid your appointment is with me. I'm DOCTOR Jenny Langer.

They shot a number of scenes in the Science Building at UWSP.

---- Yessss! You are the winner. A friend of mine, Tain Bodkin, played the preacher in this stinkeroo and told me all about Wisconsin.

I LMAO when Tain made me sit through that movie at his house in Pasadena in the late '70's---- He wanted me to tell him how good it was.

BwaaaaaHaaaaaa

Giant spiders! And extra cheesy, too! :D

Pork vacuum, er, I mean sheriff.

and I have to say... it sucked really, really bad.

but I've wanted to ever since seeing this comic parodying it... had Roger Ebert in it... I wanted to post a link here but I can't find it now. :(

Some others -- Danger: Diabolik, Prince of Space and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

I can catch up but only if I drop the waxing compound.

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It stinks!

Yes it does...

Do not get down wind of it... PU!

Two funny bits (spoken by Joel and the 'Bots) from this stinker:

"I hope Trumpy doesn't sneeze. He'll pistol-whip that kid with peanuts."

Oh, look! She got the matching sweater and sofa set!"

Another great stinky movie, given the MST3K treatment: "Rocket Attack USA". (With a scene shot at the local railroad station in Hazlet, NJ.)

"Anyone seen my record?"

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I'm pretty sure he could get the Republican nomination (as long as they don't figure out he's an alien).

I like it very much!

Let's watch the kids go to their fate.
They'll disappear into the woods.
It will be days before they're found.
Cornjob will be blamed.

Why must we sing this stupid song?
It's getting really annoying.
We apologize fort it's lame.
We are filled with shame

Now back to our SHOW!

My aunt (who I converted to the cult of MST3k) and I constantly quote that at each other. :rofl:

That movie had like one of the worst monsters ever, that giant okra with the hot dogs in its mouth.

was one of the very worst...ever! The hotdogs in the mouth? Priceless.

mikey_the_rat

...but first a Sunday morning road tour of New York City.

"Oh that cape is FABULOUS!!!

I'm out of blue stuff.

Which was the one with a kid hiding an alien who made everything in his room fly around- that one was painful. I still crack up at the line when the zooming space effect came in: "What pretentious crap!"

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IDIOT CONTROL NOW! :rofl:

The awful sequence with the "musicians" makes my mind wish to separate it from anything else, for sanity's sake. Isolate, and control :rofl:

I mean....Woorwulf.

Um...Wohrwalf?

Dis is abzolutely fassinating....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RLHvhNVF54

Soundtrack by John Williams. Yes, THAT John Williams, BION. 'Twas the 26-year-old's first scoring job.

Others would have to be Mitchell, Cave Dwellers, Manos: Hands of Fate and Lost Continent, co-starring

Was it pre or post Beaver?

BTW, that Barbara Billingsley was mucho hot! You guys ever, ah . . .?

Fucking Steve Alaimo. "You messin with private stock, baby . . ."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6076671869539287936&q=riding+with+death&total=2615&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Its so bad that it morphs from a high tech explosives secret theft to a semi truck demolition derby and CB radio fun fest.

This is Sam. I am.

but my favorite was the Coiley the Spring Sprite commercial they played before the movie "Squirm" ( I think that was the movie ).

"Come on, Mitchell honey, we're home, put your shoes on."

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Joe Don Baker's greatest work! :rofl:

I didn't realize at the time my initial view of this show was its best episode. Guess that's why I was hooked after that one.

That episode is also the only one I remember with two football players names dropped, Al Noga and Dick Butkus.

"Our hero, ladies and gentlemen."

...singing "Wonderful, wonderful" while cleaning out John Saxon's silverware.

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:D

And the theme song!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHTA6LM7LM

:D

I like it very much

Oh the noses.....

But the cute crucifix's on their heads... Now that's pure corn.

that was BAD

Mom, my nuts.

need to enjoy this movie

but it involved a small airplane, time travel, and the "Casio keyboard demo button".

No! I will not accept this as our hero!

i just love that song.

also, how could we forget "sampo"?

Also, it comes with the added bonus of the circus short. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epBkGKqrZQ4

I love Joel the mostest.. But Mike did a really good job when he took over.

I just watched it the other night. And it was Tom Servo who sang, not Crow

with a young Mel Torme, if i remember correctly.

and everywhere he goes, he's scatting. "Scoop do do do do..., gettin in the car, zip dip diddley dee".

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on edit: maybe that's a completely different one I'm thinking of with Mel Torme. That one was hilarious too.

Catalina Caper is the one where she is mention as such.

Horror of Party Beach has the scientist's daughter as that film's creepy girl. Devil doll has the "That Girl" look-a-like. Sky Divers has Beth. Agent from Harm has the archery champion. etc.

That show is missed terribly.

From Girl in Gold Boots.

I'm having Critter's varmit!

The scene where Mike is singing and Crow keeps appearing to tell him about the fire has my wife in stitches every time we see it.

What about the short, HIRED!


and who could forget "Sidehackers"

OMG, you've got me digressing now. This show was such a big part of my life...

"Laid Off"

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That is a classic thing to barf to.

"It's the Monsters of Rock tour!"

real stinker...... and the bots? made it fun to whiff that nasty stinch.