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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:15 PM
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Cat vs Toilet Paper
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:17 PM
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1. I can't see it from the office, but my guess: ...
... Cat wins.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:18 PM
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3. Total decimation.
It was awesome! The cat jumped up and hung upside down on the roll. :rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:17 PM
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2. ........
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:19 PM
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4. I love my kitty.
Edited on Thu Oct-25-07 01:19 PM by VenusRising
He leaves TP alone. :D

:hi::hug::loveya:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 02:06 PM
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10. So do mine, thank goodness!
:hi: :loveya:

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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:53 PM
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21. I am poor
I couldn't afford to by TP if my cats ruined the rolls. I would have to put it up somewhere. But my cats don't mess with the TP.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:24 PM
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5. What is it about cats and paper?
Mine shreds magazines. She prefers the recycled stuff with soy ink.

Good taste. Bad kitty.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:27 PM
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6. Mine likes shredding newspapers.
I bet if we figured out the cat/paper connection, we would be rich. :P
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 01:53 PM
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7. I wish I could find the video where the cat gets some helium balloons
caught on his tail, then proceeds to tear through the house as if being chased by them. He destroys the kitchen counter, and crap goes flying everywhere. The whole time, this toddler is just standing there as the cat is ripping around him. HILARIOUS!
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 02:00 PM
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8. We keep
our TP in a docorative wooden box because of our Miss Kitty.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 03:47 PM
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11. It sometimes takes an effort to outsmart them.
Look at that face! It just screams cute little innocent TROUBLEMAKER! :rofl:
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 03:54 PM
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13. Soooooo
true.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 02:02 PM
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9. The evil toiletpaper MUST be destroyed
:rofl:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 03:48 PM
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12. It hates us for our freedums.
:rofl:

:hi::hug:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:10 PM
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14. My Sophie has just recently "discovered" TP on the roll
In the last month or so..shes a little too big to hang off of it but shred it and unroll it...It's fun! Suffice it to say the TP is in a nice little box..she still likes to play with the roller holder though
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:11 PM
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15. It spins!!
They just love anything that spins or rolls. :crazy:
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:38 PM
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16. OMG! My cat does that exact thing!
Of course, I don't usually film him while he destroys my TP and totally messes up the whole bathroom, but....
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:48 PM
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18. I wouldn't film it either.
I would be chasing a bad kitty through the house telling him, "Bad Kitty, Sebastian!"

But I'm glad someone had enough of a sense of humor about it to film it and post it online.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:45 PM
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17. I prefer cats. cats are softer than TP
Edited on Thu Oct-25-07 04:45 PM by NightWatcher
oh, that's not a poll question?
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:49 PM
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19. Ewwww.
That is a thought I don't even want in my head.
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:51 PM
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20. exactly the reason I have to hide my TP
5 cats and too much money spent on shredded toilet paper.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 04:53 PM
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22. TP is far too expensive for kitty claw sharpeners.
Be careful. Cats love a good game of hide, seek and destroy. :rofl:
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:09 PM
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23. That Cat Was Attacking That TP Over There
So that the TP won't attack us over here.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:11 PM
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24. Truer words were never spoken, my friend.
:patriot:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 09:13 PM
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25. one of mine prefers paper towels. He keeps the world safe from
the evil Paper Towel Villain

He likes to grab one end of the cardboard core with his teeth, hug the top of the roll and kick the shit out of the bottom of it with his back feet. He is a big kitty and very strong, and he loves to kill paper towel rolls.


He did break into the vanity once and beat the daylights out of 5 or 6 rolls of tissue stored in the cabinet. One roll at a time. He has never pulled them off the hanger though.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:45 PM
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26. My kitty enjoys eating corrugated cardboard boxes
This one, little Amber:



Don't let that look fool you, she is a terrorist, a four-year-old kitten that never grew up.

She will sit in the box, grab a mouthful, rip it off, then fling the piece away. Again and again and again. And again. It can get pretty annoying, especially if all you want is some peace and quiet. Not to mention the mess.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:01 AM
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27. She has the "Who? Meeeee?" look down pat.
What a cute baby you've got there. Very pretty eyes.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 03:58 PM
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34. She wuvs her Daddy, too!


Disclaimer: Cat was released simultaneously with the shutter sound, so as to avoid a serious maiming. She is a tiny little cat, but she possesses Maine Coon sized paws and claws, and she knows how to use them.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:03 AM
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28. Don't forget to flush!
paper and kitty

:rofl:


:hi:

:hug: :hug:

:loveya:

jk about flushing the kitty
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:20 AM
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29. ok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:25 AM
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30. I say we hide our Lounge TP.
Too many bad kitties around these parts. :rofl:

:hi:

:hug::hug:

:loveya:
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 10:58 AM
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31. I have a cat who
Edited on Fri Oct-26-07 11:03 AM by WolverineDG
MUST.SHRED.NEWSPAPER. He's even found a way to get into the recycle bin to do it. Little fart.
Fortunately, neither he nor his other partners in crime "sisters" have discovered TP.

on edit: photo of the guilty party (white & orange cat); the gray cat is no innocent herself, but limits her impishness to sitting on the bed & staring at me while I sleep. :eyes:



dg
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 11:26 AM
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32. IM IN UR BATHROOM
Shredin ur toilet papr!

Bake
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 11:27 AM
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33. I'll vote for toilet paper as well.
Cats might be softer, but they don't go under the butt, especially toward water, without a hella fight.

Safer to just stick with toilet paper.
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