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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:26 PM
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My GAWD! I Never Thought I'd See The Day. The PERFECT Thread
*sniff*

wish I was around more

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2135103
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:41 PM
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1. Near perfect. You missed this:
























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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:45 PM
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3. OMG! That's hilari-fucking-ous! I'm literally roflmao. It is literally off now.
By the way, I know this may sound naive, but what precisely does "OMG" even stand for?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:54 PM
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6. douchebag.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:57 PM
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7. Aye aye sir!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:43 PM
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2. SCOTCHTOWN!
http://www.apva.org/scotchtown/
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:48 PM
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4. They were Blackwater Pit Bulls. Horses scare Bush, little horses scare him even more
They were just doing their jurb!
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:49 PM
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5. Dude. That was AWESOME. n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:10 PM
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8. I saw that in the newspaper this morning. I thought of you immediately.
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:28 PM
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10. LOL!
:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:31 PM
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12. If that kid had just gotten back from an Olive Garden...
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:32 PM
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13. they were delayed as he had to breast feed before mom could head home
:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:38 PM
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17. Woman was smoking again, wasn't she?
:D
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:14 PM
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9. Where's Michael Vick When You Need Him?
The man was making the world safe for miniature horses donated to cancer-stricken children, and we put him in jail. Nice going America.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:29 PM
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11. Don't know whether to laugh, cry, or wok the dog nt
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:33 PM
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14. I can't believe
some of the comments.

Does any one single person there have any sense of fucking humor?

:rofl:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:35 PM
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15. When you're right, you're right
The only headline better would be, "Child Tasered for Criticizing Mom's Breastfeeding".
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:36 PM
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16. give it time my friend...
give it time.

the Florida papers aren't out yet :D
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:08 PM
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18. It needs only one thing to make it complete:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:11 PM
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19. Laughing my ass off reading your link
Reason #5,037 of why I'm going to Hell. :rofl:
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:17 PM
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20. The insult that was deleted
"you breedist asshole"

classic
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 07:41 PM
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21. Served him right. The horse obviously ate meat.
Edited on Thu Oct-25-07 07:42 PM by KamaAina
The pit bulls smelled meat on its breath, and then... well, you know the rest.

:sarcasm:

edit: D'oh! The dogs killed the horse, not the kid. If they had... 1000 posts? 2000?
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