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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:38 PM
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Mother fucker....
Why do they make graham cracker packages so hard to get open...

Everytime I end up with smooshed and cracked crackers...

Why do they torment me so.....

It's all Pelosi's fault, I tell ya, it's gotten worse since the dems took over the house...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:39 PM
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1. No, you have it wrong there, Mister. It is all the Clenis' fault!
:)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:40 PM
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2. I knew there was dick somewhere involved with this...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:41 PM
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3. Where there is trouble...there are testicles
:P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:42 PM
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5. Hey, if you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
Actually, joining 'em might hurt.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:43 PM
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6. Usually swingin'....
Unless it's really cold...
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:41 PM
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4. I just want to point out only Hillary has the experience to solve that problem and Obama sux.
and of course I've been a DU member for much longer than you remember.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:43 PM
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7. Edwards has already come out with a paper condemning the
crumble effect...
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:51 PM
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8. Millionaire Edwards bought his kids Graham crackers that were pre-opened by a ninja-nanny.
So he has no right to even discuss this issue.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:52 PM
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9. You win...
LOL
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:54 PM
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10. Global warming hardens the glue.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:59 PM
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11. And don't get me started on pickle jars! nt
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:02 PM
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12. Now, Do You Understand Why Iran Has To Be Bombed
Iran is terrorizing the world through Graham cracker packaging.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:06 PM
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13. Damn you Islamofascists
IS nothing sacred....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 06:46 PM
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14. Hmmm...
How about using scissors?

Course, you have to get them out of the drawer...

It's probably easier to blame Pelosi!

:rofl:
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