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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:37 PM
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No cable rocks! I'm watching Team Impact strongmen for Jesus
http://www.team-impact.com/



Busting bricks, lifting stuff, running through ice they've lit on fire, crushing frying pans. I mean, if I had cable I wouldn't have come across the Daystar Network.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:40 PM
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1. so that's what I'm missing....
:rofl:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:45 PM
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5. oops...replied to you in #4 below
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:41 PM
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2. It's one of the great theological debates: could God make a phonebook so thick
that even He couldn't tear it in half?
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:47 PM
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6. Nice...
But perilously close to the truth of this, it seems.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:42 PM
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3. 'cause Jesus needs strongmen
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:48 PM
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7. That appears to be the case.
And the strong dudes need Jesus, it seems, to pull off these feats.

:hi:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:44 PM
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4. Oh you're missing it all right, sinner....
Got the new 2001 bonus stuff to watch in cased I get saved early on in the broadcast.

:hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 08:58 PM
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8. I suppose
that next they will all walk on water while carrying a small automobile.

So old school these Jesus strongmen.
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