Pepaw Sues Woman For Refusing To Have Sex With Him

A 77-year-old German millionaire has filed charges with the prosecutor's office against a 19-year old woman (that's not her in the picture) after she refused to do sex with him reports Spiegel Online .

He claims it's age discrimination. Rolf Eden is not used to people saying no. He says that after their date he brought the woman back to his home where she wouldn't have sex with him, because he was way too old for her. That woman is a hot bitch.

He said, "That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before. I was crushed. After all, there are laws against discrimination."

He claims to have had sex with over 2,000 women. He also once said he would like to die on top of a woman while having sex.

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just ain't what it used to be.

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he doesn't know how to go to a gym or a cosmetic surgeon. If you want to have sex with teenagers when your a pepaw, you should at least keep yourself in shape.

VERY strongly-worded letter from my attorney...

And by the way - my nomination for the phrase said by men that is most likely to be untrue: "No woman has ever said that to me before."

she didn't want to have sex w/ him because he claims to have been w/ over 2000 women.

I wouldn't sleep w/ an AIDS case either.

WTF?

The link is blocked at my work, however.

I'm pretty sure he means she's a hot bitch for standing up to the old guy.

(nice placement btw) to give a rat's ass about litigation.

Champagne and a very young woman.

Tough road to hoe. Or ho.

I hope that the court sympathizes with the 2,000 woman master about the one that got away.

Can someone wave the OP picture around at the hearing?

if you are going to use an expression at least try to get it right.

straight pimpin'

to sue all the older women that wouldn't have sex with me when I was a teenager? If so, I'm rich! My lawyer will be in contact with Joan Jett.

and include a younger joey hetherton, nancy sinater, and my second grade teacher

teenagers. Talk about age discrimination.

...LITERALLY spewing Cheetos over the keyboard thanks to this thread. :thumbsup:

I got some big time money coming to me.

Wait, I mean "Don't let him fuck".

Massive class action lawsuit - everybody sues everybody - result - wealth redistributed equally - everybody lives happily ever after.

Well, except the rich asshats...

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sounds like this guy let his money go to his head. If you react that strongly to being told no, that just means you got too much money. That or you are beyond arrogant and conceited.