i'm probably the realest motherfucker any of youse will meet

datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:20 AM
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i'm probably the realest motherfucker any of youse will meet

so come fuck wit me.

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Bicoastal

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:22 AM
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1. You ain't REAL.

I'm the motherfucker who's keepin' it REAL.

Shiiiit....

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:24 AM
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2. sheeit

you probably live in the suburbs

what would you do without your credit cards.

could you even function outside your safety zone?

you wouldn't even hafta.

cuz uncle datasuspect is always gonna look out for a brotha/sister

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Bicoastal

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:26 AM
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3. You don't even know me, fool.

I'm from BROOKLYN!!! What What

You?

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:27 AM
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4. brooklyn my ass

what, after you left iowa?

gimme a fucking break.

tell me you're from bed-stuy.

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Bicoastal

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:31 AM
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5. i ain't telling you nothin'

...til you tell me where you're from.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:34 AM
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6. i'm from the fucking ghetto

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IndianaJones

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:36 AM
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7. I'm straight outta lynwood. nt.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:37 AM
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10. it says crown point

i should come scoop you up sometime.

we can kick it around and juice or something. or catch a football game.

i got goombatz in lake county\.

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IndianaJones

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:39 AM
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12. I'm down. nt.

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Bicoastal

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:36 AM
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8. Ok, I'll level with you.

I grew up in Santa Monica, CA. I now live in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

Um...do I still qualify as keepin' it real?

Pleeeeez....

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:38 AM
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11. if you ain't a snitch

and you stick up for your friends,

i'm gonna always be righteous with you.

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Bicoastal

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Fri Oct-26-07 01:36 AM
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9. delete

Edited on Fri Oct-26-07 01:36 AM by Bicoastal

whoops

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