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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:26 AM
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I have psychic abilities. Ask me anything.
My current prediction is that there will be a flame war in GD over psychic abilities.

Yup. I was right.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:27 AM
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1. where are my socks
come on psychic, prove your worth
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:28 AM
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2. Where all socks are. Lost in the dryer. Next?
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Highway61 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:06 AM
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27. If they are red
They are on there way home to Boston :applause:
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:31 AM
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3. What question am I going to ask you?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:32 AM
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4. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
there!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:33 AM
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7. That is a math question, not a psychic question. Next?
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:43 AM
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34. Swing and a miss! Proper response:
African or European?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:32 AM
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5. That one. Next?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:33 AM
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6. OK her's my question:
got the winning lottery numbers for Halloween night powerball lottery?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:34 AM
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8. Yup. Sure do. Along with my tickets. Next?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 02:40 PM
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64. Could you PM with the numbers.
I know there is some kind of ethics thing about using them for yourself. Be a shame to waste them.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:35 AM
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9. how will i do on my midterm later today?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:36 AM
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10. You will do well. Graduate students always do well.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:11 AM
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28. they do? well then i guess i can quit studying.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:19 AM
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31. The fundamentalness of graduate students is that unlike undergrads,
they actually WANT to be there. So, ipso facto, they do well.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:40 AM
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32. crap! i guess i better get back to work
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:37 AM
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11. Where the hell is my battery charger?
I have destroyed 2 rooms looking for it.

:shrug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:38 AM
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13. The last place you left it. Next?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:41 AM
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15. I knew it!
I want my money back! Shyster psychics! :D

:hi:
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:38 AM
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12. What's for lunch?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:39 AM
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14. Well, *I'm* having quiche. Next?
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:42 AM
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16. I lost a pendant I really like wearing. Will I find it?
And if it's not pushing your Carnak-like talents, where?

:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:45 AM
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18. Yes. It is in the last place you left it.
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MaggieSwanson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:44 AM
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17. OK
Did I do the right thing?

:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:46 AM
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19. Probably not, but time will tell.
:P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:47 AM
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20. Have I still got it?
:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:49 AM
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22. Yes. But it's overdue by now and there's a large fine waiting.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:48 AM
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21. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:49 AM
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23. That would be a telecommunications question and not a psychic one. Next?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:59 AM
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24. Heres a question for you...
What question do I REALLY want to ask?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:01 AM
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25. That one. Next?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:05 AM
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26. nope
you are not psychic.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:15 AM
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29. Who WILL I become?

Back left here


Can you name him and the show that he is on now????
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:19 AM
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30. Creed - The Office. Next?
and I don't even watch that show. I'm that good.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:43 AM
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33. How many fingers am I holding up?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:26 AM
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39. The number you chose.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:29 AM
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45. One. Guess which one then.
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:31 AM
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47. I guess two, but you'll just change it to make me look bad.
x(
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:41 AM
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49. Wrong! It's 13!
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:43 AM
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35. When will I get
what I have been waiting for?
And why did it take years to get it?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:27 AM
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40. all good things come to those who wait, so be patient.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 10:48 AM
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36. There's this hawt gal I know that keeps eyeballing me.
Am I gonna get to...you know...?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:27 AM
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41. Has she seen a picture of you? Is so, absolutely. If not, wtf are you waiting for?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:06 AM
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37. Who's going to win the world series? tiaihtsdcotywwytdycybidyd
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:28 AM
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42. Red Sox in four. Dummy.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:36 AM
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48. Seriously?
I've got to get to my bookie!
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:19 AM
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38. If you were really a psychic...
you could just answer my question before I asked it.

I suspect that you may be fibbing just a little bit...
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:28 AM
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43. Of course I can. I'm just posting this thread to prove it to everyone.
:eyes:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:01 PM
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52. Oh. Well. Since you've explained yourself...
:eyes:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:28 AM
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44. What is my quest?
:shrug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:31 AM
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46. To get some clothes on.
:bounce:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:54 AM
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51. Nope. To seek the grail.
I am more psychicer than you!
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 11:50 AM
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50. Will I come to blows with my
fundy MIL at Christmas dinner?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:35 PM
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56. No. You are too nice. She deserves it though.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:07 PM
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53. What are tomorrow's Mega Millions numbers?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:35 PM
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57. Can't tell you until Wednesday after I win.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 02:12 PM
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62. What the hell kind of psychic are you?
Fraud.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 03:44 PM
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68. The kind that keeps the winning numbers to herself.
:bounce:
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:43 PM
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76. Nice Post, Reagan
How selfish.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:12 PM
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54. Did you think I wouldn't copycat your thread?
:evilgrin:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:36 PM
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58. Of course not. I predicted that you would and I was right.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:12 PM
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55. WHEN AM I GONNA KICK SOME PSYCHIC ASS
yes INDEED
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:36 PM
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59. Well, you don't live near me, so I'm pretty safe, I think.
:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:00 PM
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73. HEY BABE, I DO VIRTUAL BUTT-KICKINGS
yes INDEED
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:53 PM
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60. I asked you telpathically.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 12:54 PM
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61. No, I do not want to go to the movies. I already told you, I'm working.
:eyes:
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 02:15 PM
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63. Will I ever be happy?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 03:43 PM
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67. Patience, padawan, patience. The answer is yes.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 02:43 PM
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65. Did I creep out ol' what's-her-name?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 03:43 PM
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66. Totally, she'll never be the same.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 04:16 PM
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72. Wow.
Total bummer.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 03:53 PM
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69. Hey wait a minute. Why do we even have to ask anything?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 03:56 PM
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70. Hello? Trying to prove something here to the lounge.
Try and keep up.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 04:02 PM
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71. Somebody has to ask the really stupid questions.
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LuckyTheDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:01 PM
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74. Lotto numbers now, please!
;)
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-29-07 09:02 PM
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75. Will OJ get convicted this time?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-30-07 12:12 AM
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77. When will Rev-Acts come back?
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