Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Whoever coined the word "incentivize" should be cut into little pieces

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:45 PM
Original message
Whoever coined the word "incentivize" should be cut into little pieces
Next, we can go after teh asshole who came up with "signage."

And then we can attack those jerks who type "teh" instead of "the."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:50 PM
Response to Original message
1. what we need is to
incentivize teh signage requirements...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. I have decided to hate you today.
That's just how I feel about it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. it had to be done
you know that.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:52 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. And that's why I have to hate you
The universe demands it.

Sorry.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. TEH universe
get it right. Or I will have to incentivize...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:50 PM
Response to Original message
2. I'll bet the same asshole that came up with "incentivize" came up with "nimbility".
:grr: :mad: I heard that gem about a year ago in a training session when I worked for a bank. The training session director started talking about how much "nimbility" we had to have. :grr: Being the smartass I am, I raised my hand and asked what nimbility was. Apparently, this was SUPPOSED to happen----'cause the director launched into a lame prepared explanation. Supposedly it meant that we were supposed to have "nimble ability" to excel in the marketplace. :wtf: OK, I've heard some lame made-up words before, but this one takes the cake. And a sappy "team member" in that meeting piped in and said, "OK, we've all got to be nimbilicious now!" :grr: :puke:

I feel your pain. x(
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:53 PM
Response to Reply #2
6. Why a nimble ability?
Edited on Wed Oct-31-07 12:55 PM by jasonc
and not a sedentary ability to excel? That explanaition makes less sense than the word itself.

Wouldnt you just want any damn ability to excel you could get? Why a nimble one? Whoever thought that bullshit up does not have a very logical thought process.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. I think the MIL Squad thunk it up.
:P :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. haha
good one.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 12:55 PM
Response to Original message
7. Pink Floyd Earworm Alert!
"One of these days I'm going to cut you into LITTLE PIECES..."

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat May 04th 2024, 04:58 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC