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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:00 PM
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Poll question: What would you add to the candy if a repug candidate came to your house for halloween?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:09 PM
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1. pre-chewed Bit O' Honey
just to be a bastard
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:12 PM
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2. massive dose of LSD
probably do em a world of good.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:14 PM
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3. Other: shroooooooms!
As previously stated, I think it'd do 'em a world of good. :)
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 08:28 PM
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15. Remenber what the doormouse said
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 11:01 PM
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20. Feed your head!
nt
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:15 PM
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4. Packets of Kool Aid.
Just so they don't run out. :)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:15 PM
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5. Viagra
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:19 PM
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6. Umm.. are you sure that's safe?
There are children out trick or treating, after all...
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:22 PM
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8. and a map of all the highway rest stops in the area
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:21 PM
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7. A strong laxative
For the obvious reasons.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:23 PM
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9. That won't work with Diaper David Vitter!
:rofl:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:26 PM
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10. A pair of reading glasses,
the Constitution, and a ziploc bag with a pigs brain and insertion instructions in it.

The latter may be futile - after all, it's a step up the evolutionary scale for them, and who's to say they'll adapt?
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:35 PM
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11. Can we crush the reading glasses into glass shards first?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 05:36 PM
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12. I think they'll shatter
once they start reading the Constitution, anyway. ;)
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 07:22 PM
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13. truth serum
(yeah yeah, I know. You have to inject it, but this is a hypothetical, isnt it?)
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 07:24 PM
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14. Taps for their shoes
for when they're toe-tappin' in the men's room.
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 08:54 PM
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16. Nothing serious
Perhaps a few of the spiciest jalapeno peppers I could get, or perhaps just some garden variety pepper--the kind that comes in a shaker.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 08:55 PM
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17. A Hanging Chad
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 09:50 PM
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18. A copy of the Downing Street Minutes..
and Symbolman's "Triumph of the Wimp."
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-31-07 10:25 PM
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19. The red pill
from the Matrix
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:35 AM
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21. love.
it's like poison to them anyway...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:38 AM
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22. Other: That stuff in the so-called "gay bomb" the Pentagon was working on...
Edited on Thu Nov-01-07 04:39 AM by krispos42
... followed by a healthy dose of Viagra.



Unfortunately, I think somebody already beat me to it!!!!


:rofl:
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skyblue Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:51 AM
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23. They ain't getting any.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 05:25 AM
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24. If it was me
I would have spent many hours putting my candidate of my choice on each one of the candy or even on the bucket.

That alone would have scared them away!
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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 07:11 AM
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25. Sodium Pentothal.
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