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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 03:53 PM
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i know that i wash my hands. a lot. you don't have to stare.
i'm plenty uncomfortable about washing my hands 12-15 times a day. i don't need some joker staring at me while i do it.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 03:54 PM
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1. But, but,.....you do it so well.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 03:55 PM
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2. i have plenty of friggin' practice. seriously, 15 times a day is no exaggeration
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:00 PM
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3. Are you really dirty, really compulsive, or really dirty and compulsive?
And you call me a freak show for eating pizza in a completely normal and orderly fashion.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:12 PM
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9. i'm specifically compulsive in that one area. you are a general freakshow
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:01 PM
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4. I do the same, but it's to get rid of that funky dye
they put in ladies' dresses.

It's really gross. And I don't like the Boutique Ladies staring at me either.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:14 PM
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11. see, you have an excuse
lucky!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:02 PM
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5. Damn.
Edited on Thu Nov-01-07 04:03 PM by Sugar Smack
Never mind.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:03 PM
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6. It's because you keep wiping your hands on your butt, to dry them,
and after 12-15 instances of this behavior, they can see through your pants.
Nice SpongeBob boxers.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:12 PM
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8. i only wear the SpongeBob's when my Superman Underoos are in the wash
damn, how i wish they made Underoos for adults.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:15 PM
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13. YES!
Someone really should. I would so wear wonder woman underoos!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:16 PM
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14. we should fight some crime together sometime
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:11 PM
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7. Stare back.
I've found that that is often an effective tactic to get starers to stop staring.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:13 PM
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10. i'm too embarassed at my own behavior to mock them...i save that for the interwebs
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:14 PM
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12. Why be embarrassed?
:shrug:

It's not like you're going around farting on people. Now that would be something to be embarrassed about.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:16 PM
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15. not on them, just in their general direction, before i taunt them a 2nd time
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:18 PM
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16. The eye sees all...


But it doesn't judge. So, it's all good.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:19 PM
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17. oh gods, that's just what i need over my sink.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:31 PM
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18. Hands down
Is that after you........you know what with them.....:hide: :hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 04:33 PM
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19. i don't know what you could possibly be referring to
:shrug:
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