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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 09:13 PM
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Do you dye your monkeys?


Colorful bunch : Monkeys whose fur was dyed red and yellow to celebrate the Year of the Monkey, sit on a tree at the Forest Safari Park in Shenyang, northeastern China. (AFP/Str )
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 09:15 PM
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1. Lordy,
I wonder what the monkeys themselves make of their new 'dos? :D
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 09:46 PM
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2. kick...
it's hard to compete with Janet Jackson's breast, but c'mon people! These are DYED MONKEYS!
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 09:51 PM
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3. I'd rather they put little hats and dolly clothes on them. n/t
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:11 PM
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5. teehee...
I've always said what's the point in having a monkey if ya can't dress him up funny.

Oh wait... I say that about kids.
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Piltdown13 Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 09:59 PM
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4. Wonder if a particular color will become higher status
Before the dye washes out, that is. Normally those guys are a pretty plain-looking tan color.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:11 PM
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6. Those monkeys look pissed to me...
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:12 PM
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7. wouldn't YOU be?
I wonder if it's like a salon, where they had to sit there for a long time while a "colorist" gets 'em just right.

Or do they dunk 'em like Easter Eggs?
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Piltdown13 Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:15 PM
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9. Unless they gave them all long-lasting tranquilizers
I bet they dunked them in some sort of food-coloring type stuff, or used some sort of really fast-setting goop. Monkeys aren't real big fans of sitting still, and their teeth are pretty sharp!
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 11:02 PM
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12. Hey, I've taken pictures of howler monkeys in Costa Rica.
Know what they do when they get pissed? They poo in their hand and throw it at you (didn't happen to me...I was nice to the monkeys).
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Piltdown13 Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 11:23 PM
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13. How nice!
Yep, I'm pretty sure these monkeys do the poo-missiles too...just couldn't figure out how to work it into the post! :-)
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 11:27 PM
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14. Now THAT would have been a picture!
Edited on Sun Feb-01-04 11:39 PM by MercutioATC
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:15 PM
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8. who dosent.
i mean if your not dying your monkeys its just unnatural... come on people get with the program.

-LK
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:30 PM
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10. I love it!
Edited on Sun Feb-01-04 10:31 PM by Lizz612
Orange is embarrassed by the kid thats laughing at them.
Red is contemplating escape, he's thought of nothing else since they dyed him.
Yellow is whispering to Pink, "His roots are showing, he really has let himself go."
Pink is about to throw something at the kid thats laughing at Orange.
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:43 PM
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11. Looks like Greg Brady
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 08:20 AM
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15. Don't you see? It's the reservoir monkeys . . .
Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown, Mr. Blond . . . :) :) :)
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