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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:03 AM
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Happy Happy Joy Joy...Happy Happy Joy Joy...Happy Happy Joy Joy...
It's time for my...

Colonoscopy...

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOO long for this moment...

I can finally call my self a grumpy old-mid-range-middle-age fart...
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:06 AM
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1. I'll see your colonoscopy and raise you
a cardiolite treadmill. Nothing like the old 50,000 mile checkup. No Siree..........
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:06 AM
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2. Oh happy happy joy joy indeed...
Actually, the procedure isn't too bad...

You'll probably be unconscious, which is a good thing...

The prep, on the other hand...

Well, this smilie puts it pretty well: :hurts:

You will become much better aquainted with your bathroom...

Than you ever thought possible...

You'll do fine...

:hi:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:07 AM
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3. I so wanted to be awake for the probe....
Maybe if I ask...
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:54 AM
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4. Lets make it a party
Got my slip for one yesterday.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 08:11 AM
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5. Well, then I've been a grumpy old fart for several years.
I think of it as a humbling experience, and beyond that I try not to think of it at all. :) Good luck!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 08:14 AM
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6. ...and they wonder why old farts ARE so grumpy.
Those young hooligans couldn't handle it.


AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!!1!1
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