IF there is a Rapture (not that I think there will be) who would definately get Left Behind?

yellowcanine

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:13 PM
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IF there is a Rapture (not that I think there will be) who would definately get Left Behind?

My short list is Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and Don Rumsfield

James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and that Phelps guy.

Who else? (Living people only - the dead ones are already burning in Hell)

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Marrah_G

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:23 PM
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1. I would be left behind!

And I would gladly stay here and try and repair all the shit they broke because they didn't care about the earth, only about heaven.

Oh yeah......and I get to keep all their stuff!!!

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:25 PM
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2. Carrot Top

'cause he's the Antichrist
Probably George Lucas (because of Jar-Jar)
Gwen Stafani (the whole goat thing)
Brittany Spears ('cause she's Brittany)
Howie Mandel ('cause he's supposed to fight the Antichrist)

I'm sure I'm missing some...

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DS1

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:27 PM
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3. I just hope the raptured ones have a 2 minute warning

so they can all pull off to the side of the road and not make the rest of us clean up the mess

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Omphaloskepsis

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:30 PM
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4. The rapture happened on February 8, 2007...

Only Anna Nicole Smith was taken. The rest of us were left behind.

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yellowcanine

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Mon Nov-05-07 01:35 PM
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5. I would like to see a link for that if you have one. Who knew?

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madinmaryland

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Mon Nov-05-07 02:14 PM
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6. For more information check here...

http://www.raptureready.com/

According to the index (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html) we are at 158

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