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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:16 PM
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I hate the Boy Scouts.
Every single November, they leave a paper bag on my porch that I'm supposed to fill with food.

I call bullshit. They should get a fucking job and get their own food.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:17 PM
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1. You're gonna be attacked by the Boy Scout Guard!
Be prepared!
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:17 PM
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2. I wonder
if they give food to starving gay people or is that against the rules?
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:20 PM
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3. Whats with killing pine trees?
every december they set up little stands selling christmas trees... I thought they were supposed to be about conservation and nature?

:wtf:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:22 PM
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5. Yet another reason to hate them.
And I hate how they accost me at the supermarket to buy their stupid popcorn.

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:25 PM
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19. the Boy Scout troop near here is about "commercial sales" training.
at least that's what I was told at the Xmas tree sale.

When I asked them whether they were open minded about gay scout leaders, they took it the wrong way... :(

this is why my son is not a Boy Scout. Too much commercialism AND homophobic.



I was a Girl Scout, they seem more open-minded....
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:26 PM
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20. And they don't beg for food instead of buying their own.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:31 PM
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23. ah
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 02:31 PM by tigereye
:rofl:

:hi:


they used to set things on fire by mistake where I'm from...
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:28 PM
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22. AND their cookies are yummie....
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:20 PM
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4. watch your back...they're looking to practice for the "extraordinary rendition" merit badge
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:22 PM
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6. "FOR GAY ATHEISTS ONLY"
Attach that note to the bag.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:42 PM
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9. LOL! That would be Perfect!
Not that they'd give a damn, and they'd give the food to a food bank somewhere instead. But it's a great thought, making them search for a gay athiest poor person to donate the food too. :)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:12 PM
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27. I'm going to do that.
I swear. :rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:33 PM
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7. then leave a paper bag on their porch
that'll teach 'em :evilgrin:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:35 PM
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8. Why Do You Hate The Boyscouts Himmler
:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :hi:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:44 PM
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10. Fill their bag full of girl scouts...
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 01:51 PM by texas1928
cookies.


Or condoms, and lubricant.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:49 PM
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11. Hey Midlo
I am not a fan either but it is for a good cause

Trust me.

I already filled my bag

CB

:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:52 PM
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12. I know that you goofball.
:eyes:


:hi:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 01:56 PM
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13. yea I know how you southside conservative folks think
Why cant the starving children get out and feed themselves. Or the poor folk, or the sick folk.

:sarcasm:

I really dont like the boy scouts though

When I was a kid I had a few meals from the food bank so I am a supporter

CB
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:12 PM
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17. It's a good cause, but there are other organizations that do the same
while not discriminating. My food goes directly to local food banks, bypassing the discriminatory Boy Scouts.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:19 PM
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18. Fuck that. They need to stop 'Scouting' for Food
get jobs and buy their own food.

:eyes:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:05 PM
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14. PLEASE BE ADVISED
that as a boy scout leader, i have trained my troop to key the car, slash the tires, and leave flaming poopie on the front porches of godless people such as yourself! however leave us a sizeable donation and we will reconsider.

you have been warned.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:07 PM
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15. Nice post, Hitler. So now your godless little gang of heathens
commits vandalism? I should have known.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:11 PM
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16. we love god!!!
every meal on our campouts we pray to the baby jesus that he is warm in his little baby jesus camelskin clothes. we only vandalize those that don't love baby jesus like we do and give us money or food.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:28 PM
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21. Nice post, Khrushchev
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 02:29 PM by jakefrep
Why do you hate America, you godless commie? :hi:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 02:31 PM
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24. Why do you hate Amurkia?
:D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:04 PM
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25. "Amurkia" -- I like that
Sounds like a murky version of Amerika
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:07 PM
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26. Yeah, everyone knows if they're to want anything from you there better be some quid quo pro
Like a spacebag for a bag of groceries.
:D
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