I am eating pistachios that I bought from the Girl Scouts

Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:40 PM
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I am eating pistachios that I bought from the Girl Scouts

Because, unlike the bloodsucking little vermin who are the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts don't beg me for my food.

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:41 PM
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1. Im starting to get the feeling that you dont care for the Boy Scouts...

:shrug:

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:42 PM
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4. I just think they ought to get their own damned food and stop begging for mine.

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:43 PM
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5. crap..dupe...

Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 03:44 PM by ruiner4u

damn IE

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:43 PM
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6. isn't there a 'kill a deer and make jerky' badge?

self sufficient my ass...

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AllegroRondo

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:41 PM
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2. Must be fall sales drive

My Girl Scouts sell nuts in the Fall, cookies in the Spring, and every April they have a drive for personal hygeine products for the local food pantry and shelter.

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MissMillie

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:41 PM
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3. Are they flavored?

My sis makes some w/ some good flavors. I particularly like "Hell in a Nutshell" but "Key Lime Jalapeno" is pretty good too.

www.houseofnuts.com

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:45 PM
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7. You chose extortion over begging. Nice.

I mean, you paid what...$5 for a $2 box of cookies. You HAD to buy them, too lest you look like some child-hating nazi if you didn't.

Real swift, there Princess.

(j/k, girl scouts)

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:47 PM
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8. Way to go all tin foil hat on me, Hitler.

I *bought* them from BabyMidlo because I won't let her BEG PEOPLE TO BUY HER FOOD.

Get it????

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:49 PM
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9. Do you let her Trick-or-Treat?

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:50 PM
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10. OH, SNAP

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:53 PM
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11. Yes, but I give out the best candy on the street, so it's all good.

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 04:04 PM
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13. im not buying it...

now I have to threadstalk you...

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 04:39 PM
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14. Reese's peanut butter cups to the kids I know

Not that crappy little Hershey's Kiss sized ones, either.

Handful of laffy taffy to the ones I don't know. Along with Ike and Mike.

:P

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ruiner4u

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Mon Nov-05-07 04:42 PM
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15. How ironic...

Teaching them to beg....

You ma'am, are no progressive.

<Insert holier-then-thou emoticon here>

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 04:43 PM
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16. First I make them dance.

THEN I make them beg.

:bounce:

I feel it's the least they can do for mooching off my Peanut Butter Cups. Gawd. I LOVE those things. Which is why I give them out. Otherwise, I'd eat them all.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-05-07 04:45 PM
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17. Chocolate covered protection payments

to keep your precious minivan from getting egged.

Course, I hear that if you trick or treat late enough at your house you get a $50 stuffed in your costume waistband.

Has to be timed right, though. There's only a 20 minute window between the ceremonial squeezing of the last ounce of chablis from the box bladder and your screams of "oh no, here come the bedspins!"

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-05-07 06:28 PM
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18. A couple of points.

1. Minivan resides in the garage, therefore, no danger of egging.

2. Chablis? :eyes: Dude, puleez.

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texas1928

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Mon Nov-05-07 03:53 PM
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12. Girl Scouts sell nuts?!?!?

:think: :scared:

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