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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:51 PM
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Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high


:hurts: + :smoke: = :nuke:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:53 PM
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1. has anyone called Snopes yet.?
aww geez, just have a joint or a beer, but dont huff your own shitscapes.
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:56 PM
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4. Yep, it's amazing that someone actually approved that thing getting written and printed
"evidence that jenkem use is a real and significant phenomenon in the U.S. (or indeed, anywhere in the world) is scant. Descriptions of jenkem starting appearing in the press in the mid-1990s, most of them merely referencing it in passing, and nearly all of them specifically mentioning its use as being unique to street children in Lusaka, the capital city of Zambia."

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:57 PM
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7. Status: Undetermined
pwnt!!

Snopes doesn't exactly fly anyone out to Zambia, do they? So how would they know? :P
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:02 PM
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12. Yeah, it's not like they can read newspapers or anything
If only someone could invent a method of transmitting information from afar...
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:55 PM
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2. Butthash?!?! seriously...Butthash?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:01 PM
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10. Fruit from Crack Pipe
that's even better.
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:51 PM
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16. That's pretty goddamned funny...
...and awfully hard to take seriously.

Who could ask for that without busting up?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:55 PM
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3. I want to know how the hell this got invented/tried the first time.
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Alexander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:57 PM
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5. People get high off of huffing their own SHIT? Now I've heard everything.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:57 PM
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6. Snopes isn't sure about this one
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp


But, if there was ever an argument in favor of legalizing pot, baby this is it!

:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:59 PM
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8. i fold...
:hurts:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:00 PM
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9. Florida.
Where sniffing your own rotten shit sounds like a reasonable escape plan.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:01 PM
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11. Haha
:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:06 PM
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14. Someone recommend this for a DUzy.
My weekly recommendation total is already used up, and it's only Monday :)
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:03 PM
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13. PSA's like this one NEED to be posted in GD...
public health after all...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:48 PM
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15. a sign the economy really IS in the shitter
back in the 80's we'd get pissed if the Peruvian Flake ran dry!

folks, drugs don't kill people, Little Jimmy's SHIT after eating Taco Bell kills people!
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:57 PM
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18. LOL, I can see the street market now.
Hey man, you wanna buy some Taco Bell shit? Or how about some Burger King man? Or have I got a sweet deal for you: how about some Thanksgiving Turkey shit? A little more expensive, but worth it. It will take you to a whole new level man. Gobble gobble.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:03 PM
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20. We got caviar, beef wellington, corn flakes, you name it
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:53 PM
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17. I've smoked some shitty weed before, but huffing your own shit
is just downright ridiculous.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:02 PM
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19. Remember Cheech and Chong?
The giant joint that is made from dog poop cuz Cheech's dog ate his weed? "What kind of shit is this? " "labrador"
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:11 PM
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21. Doh! Forgot all about them!
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 06:11 PM by Downtown Hound
There is most definitely a precedent for this. The sheriff's office is not being paranoid. By the way, how fast am I driving? No wait, never mind. I think I'm parked, man.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:18 PM
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22. Why don't these kids just sit in a port a potty for a few days.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:19 PM
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23. no effin way
I don't think this is real. I can't think of any chemical reactions that would create any hallucinogenic gases...the only thing I can think being produced is methane...
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 06:29 PM
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24. I don't know
I've smelled some farts that made me hallucinate, but perhaps that was just wishful thinking on my part that I was somewhere else at the time.
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Trillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 09:42 PM
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26. Methyl Mercaptan = Methanethiol
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 10:24 PM by SimpleTrend
Synonyms: methane thiol, methyl thioalcohol, mercaptomethane, thiomethanol, methanethiol-SD, methyl sulfhydrate
>snip<
Toxicology

Harmful if inhaled. Skin, eye and respiratory irritant. CNS depressant. Chronic exposure may cause lung damage. Typical PEL 0.5 - 1.0 ppm. Odour threshold ca. 2 ppb.

Toxicity data
(The meaning of any abbreviations which appear in this section is given here.)
IHL-RAT LC50 675 ppm
http://physchem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/ME/methyl_mercaptan.html

It is perhaps worth mentioning that if one lives near one of the Mega Animal Ranches that have a fecal/urine pool and mass-odor problem with neighbors all up in arms about the smell, those downwind are possibly breathing this all the time.

I posted my other googlings in this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2212018

Maybe the central nervous system response is to something else.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:37 PM
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25. Why not just call it Butt Crack?
:shrug:
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