I'm gonna break my nephew's toys - Democratic Underground

HEyHEY

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Thu Nov-08-07 11:22 PM
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I'm gonna break my nephew's toys

So, today I start the new job and list him as the sole benefactor of my death benefits. My siblings and parents don't need the money. So, if something happens to me, he may as well get some University outta it.
So, I call my sister just to tell her. And I hear his voice in the background. I go, "let me talk to him." So my sis is going, "You wanna talk to uncle jer?" And he says, "No, I don't wanna talk to Jeremy.. I'm watching movie."
I know he's just two, but what an ungrateful prick!

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JVS

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Thu Nov-08-07 11:34 PM
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1. Xmas morning, remind him of what a shit he was, and throw all his presents on the fire

After that, you can finish the bottle of whiskey and pass out

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HEyHEY

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Thu Nov-08-07 11:35 PM
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2. And die

Best part is the beneifts will be minimal!

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JVS

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Thu Nov-08-07 11:37 PM
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3. Why, does the policy say "low payout for alcohol-related holiday deaths"?

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HEyHEY

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Thu Nov-08-07 11:38 PM
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4. Not all of the policies do, but for some reason, mine does.

That's what I get for having red sideburns.

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