I am gasping for breath, laughing so hard at this one!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/416052606.html

:rofl:

Does that mean she blew him or wanked him? :shrug:

Here is another one!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cle/410701496.html

I think she's just being coy, though.

:applause:

but I hate you! That web site is so frakkin' awesome and I'm supposed to be working. Thank you for the good laughs!!!

:)

that make you despair for humanity.

...at which point you will not receive further emails from her." :rofl:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/429958408.html



"But now you know that it is, as they say, "on", and I'll push you fuckers all the way back to apartment 601 if I have to... "


**snort**

Not only are they the size of SUVs, but they can fly. Good luck getting rid of those!

:rofl:

that is great.

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html




Jeez....I can already see wasting way too much time reading these things.....LOL

and it's why I don't use the phone, leave my house or do anything when I'm stoned.

I get scarily stupid.

Years ago, an old boyfriend and his roommate got bored at an all-day Toga party years ago and decided that Patiod was really funny when she was stoned. So they forced me into a room and locked the door, which made me really nervous. But then they just handed me a bowl.

"What is this? It doesn't look like pot - it's little bright green flakes!"

"It's sensimilla"

"What's that?"

"Just smoke it."

They then launched me out the door, and I spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around the lawn in my sheet, asking people if they had seen my camera, which was dangling from a wrist strap around my wrist.

"Have you seen my camera?"

"Isn't that it on your wrist"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, it is. Thanks....Hey, where'd I put my camera?"

It was like a walking, talking Cheech & Chong skit.

Seriously.

That Cottage Inn Pizza in Ann Arbor makes some damn fine pizza.

this one, incase you are wondering:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=cottage+inn+pizza&near=ann+arbor,+mi&ie=UTF8&ll=42.272816,-83.742578&spn=0.01194,0.019956&z=16&iwloc=C&om=1

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/453035602.html

:eyes:

at 400 pounds, there's no more penis to take pictures of

He's about 15 emotionally, and that's probably unfair to real 15-year-olds.

Amen and Amen!

but... um... some of us do.

:blush:


She also doesn't seem to grasp what "casual encounters" means. :rofl:

:eyes: who knew? Seriously, it's news to me. Gawd, whatta world.

:hi:

Why do women have to be so picky? :) :hide:

:eyes:








:rofl:

some just aren't so into it, apparently.

LOL.

:rofl::rofl:

:HI: