i need some oral relief, asap - Democratic Underground

MrCoffee

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:06 PM
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i need some oral relief, asap

i burned my mouth on some hot cheese pizza. it hurts.

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Heidi

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:12 PM
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1. Here's some oral relief*.

*After submitting to this particular form of oral relief, do take a careful inventory of your oral cavity to ensure that you still have all of your teeth and metal fillings (especially gold), as well as your tongue and tonsils (if not already removed).

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MrCoffee

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:13 PM
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2. vomiting on a burned tongue is a bad thing...

so, you know, thanks.

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Heidi

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:14 PM
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3. Well, that'll teach you to use oral protection

next time you seek oral relief in the Lounge, won't it? :P

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MrCoffee

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:16 PM
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4. seriously, i'm getting no love in here.

just mockery and savage photoshopping. :cry:

bleeding hearts my eye.

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Whoa_Nelly

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:17 PM
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5. To MrScorpio, with love

http://www.mothernature.com/Library/bookshelf/Books/48/158.cfm

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Whoa_Nelly

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Sat Nov-10-07 02:43 PM
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12. Oops! Wrong MISTER!!! It's for you, MrCoffee!

:blush: So embarrassed!

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Heidi

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:21 PM
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6. Wanna see a cat photo?

That'll take your mind off of your physical pain (although it may exacerbate your emotional pain). :7

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MrCoffee

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:22 PM
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8. you are evil...like the fruits of the devil...evil

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Heidi

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:46 PM
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9. I'm not _completely_ evil.

That's why I didn't post a cat photo in your thread. ;)

Seriously, I hope your mouth heals quickly. I've done the molten pizza cheese thing a jillion times. x(

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quip

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:22 PM
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7. Be a man! Take things into your own hands

:hide:

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SPKrazy

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Sat Nov-10-07 01:49 PM
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10. Cheese

wimp :P

:silly:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sat Nov-10-07 02:33 PM
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11. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

:rofl: :hi: :P

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