These sports color commentators are so obvious

bluestateguy

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Sat Nov-10-07 02:49 PM
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These sports color commentators are so obvious

In baseball...

You can't win any games if you don't score any runs.

In football...

If you're going to score points, you have to move the football down the field

In basketball...

You have to cover LeBron James closely, otherwise you'll get burned

Uh, how much do these overpaid clowns make per year to spout off this nonsense that a 12 year old sports fan would know?

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JTG of the PRB

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Sat Nov-10-07 02:58 PM
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1. Come on, stop picking on John Madden.

The man tries to branch out and try some different stuff, and then come along people like you calling him an "overpaid clown." Yes he is overpaid, and yes he is a clown, but he is most certainly NOT...

Um... What was the other thing you said?

Just remember - At the end of the day, the team with the most points is usually going to win.

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Left Is Write

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:11 PM
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2. I saw Terry Bradshaw explain in his "keys to the game" one Sunday...

"Move the ball down the field."

Well, yes, no shit, Sherlock. Next?

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