Hard: Call of Duty 4. Difficult: Level Veteran. :Stupid: While a cat keeps pushing your keyboard

DS1

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:01 PM
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Hard: Call of Duty 4. Difficult: Level Veteran. :Stupid: While a cat keeps pushing your keyboard

while sleeping and stretching.

awesome game tho

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flvegan

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:02 PM
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1. Violent video games are the root of all that's wrong in this country.

:popcorn:

That's why I just can't stop playing "Postal"

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Bucky

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:05 PM
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2. Ms Pacman began our drift to unconstitutional hell

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flvegan

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:07 PM
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3. Considering Ms Pac Man was a very subtle porn game.

Where else can a girl get eaten 3 times for a quarter?

Old joke, still funny.

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DS1

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:07 PM
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4. Centipede was the root of all PeTA

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CGowen

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:17 PM
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5. I never understood why you can pee on others in that game (Postal 2)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal%C2%B2

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DS1

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:22 PM
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6. 0iu8-*/+++++++

says my cat

I think that means "Peeing is a significant portion of the male id, and marking our conquered territory is highly important to us: Hence the popularity of 'money shots' in modern human pornography"

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Fire Walk With Me

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Sat Nov-10-07 05:18 PM
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8. If a cat said it, the mods can't lock it

:rofl:

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CGowen

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Sat Nov-10-07 05:56 PM
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9. I always thought women with whips were doing this n/t

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DS1

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Sat Nov-10-07 03:31 PM
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7. btw

if I ever find myself on the ground when an AC-130 is after me, I'm just going to put a bullet in myself and spare everyone the hassle.

Holy shit.

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