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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:24 PM
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What's the appropriate prejudice to have against Flying Spaghetti worshippers?
I want to hate those people and oppress them for their unorthodox spirituality. But why should I hate them? What social characteristics do they have that I should focus my scorn upon?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:32 PM
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1. Dude! They're all horrible Gluttons! They worship Food!
It's so obvious that I'm amazed that everyone hasn't seen it already. You wouldn't want people with such an obvious, serious moral lapse in a position of authority, would you?

:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:35 PM
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2. You can tell a worshipper by the pasta sauce stains on their shirts
Such heathens, eating pasta, sloppily, with no care for their personal appearance.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:37 PM
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3. Insist that they are heretics as they do not acknowledge the rightful place of
the buttered garlic bread and red wine in the holy trinity.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:38 PM
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4. They enjoy all that pasta...
...with absolutely no endless breadsticks and salad.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:44 PM
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5. Promote piracy
they do
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:45 PM
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6. Getting "touched by his noodley appendage" creeps me out.
Won't someone think of the children!!?
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:45 PM
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7. It's all about teh CARBS.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:48 PM
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8. Antipasto?
:shrug:
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endarkenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:50 PM
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9. garlic breath
it is a dead giveaway.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:53 PM
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10. AAHHHH But do they break the spaghetti
before cooking it????
Heretics

:hide:



:rofl: :rofl:

lost
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:59 PM
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11. I think I'm going to totally embrace the FSM. Arrrrg, I say arrrg. :) nt
Edited on Tue Nov-13-07 05:00 PM by Javaman
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:09 PM
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12. you wanna really piss them off?
Tell them that their deity originates from Olive Garden....that really gets them going :evilgrin:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:18 PM
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13. Their dogma lacks rigor
Hence it's difficult to work up a case for heresy.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:47 PM
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14. Their religion is wrong! They worship the FSM, yes, but they know not the ways of the true believers
The Only Way is the way of the Pastamancer.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 06:04 PM
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15. Sounds like you are trying to be the "Anti-Pasta"
:rofl:
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