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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:32 PM
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So this guy totally flirted with me at Trader Joes today....in front of my kids
at least that's what my kids thought. I just thought he was being extra friendly. Hey, I'm a friendly and outgoing person too, but when he got down on the floor as we were waiting in line at Traders and actually did two push-ups in an attempt to goad my 14 yr old son into doing one too... that seemed a bit odd.

I was wearing sweats and a tshirt, nothin' fancy. Trust me. The kids were convinced he was flirting and teased MrShine about it at dinner tonite.

He was not thrilled. :D

Yup, Mama's still got it. :woohoo:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:34 PM
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1. Of course you do!
Once you've got it, you've always got it. :hug:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:46 PM
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3. awwww...thanks!
:hug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:45 PM
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2. If he works at Trader (Traitor) Joe's, he's a liberal. If he's liberal, he hates families.
Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 10:47 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Thus, he's only working the gay agenda of destroying your family.

What I don't understand is why you weren't shopping at a nice Christian store that doesn't hire Muslims and gays.

I wouldn't be surprised if Traitor Joe's (Josef's) management actually require all their liberal hippy freak employees to destroy one family a week, probably through unprotected sex.

I'm glad that Jesus was with you to resist his unholy acts, or else next month it would be YOUR aborted fetus that he and his ilk would be dancing around celebrating while they worship Satan at the full moon and sodomize each other with monkeys and kidnapped children.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:47 PM
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5. You are too funny! Actually, he was a fellow customer, in front of me in line
:hi:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:49 PM
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7. Clearly a plant, then, from the Liberal Agenda people.
Probably from the Wall Street Journal or CNN or other representative of the overwhelmingly liberal media.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:50 PM
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8. plus he was wearing runner shorts and a running jersey
and you know what THAT means!




:hide: LOL!
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:45 PM
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16. damn your harsh
we only want your first born lol and it's the bear we dance with.
patty lame's wife and TJ
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:47 PM
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4. Cool!
A bit over the top, but still cool! Everyone can use an occasional ego boost.

And besides, you're Hawt! :)
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:48 PM
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6. xoxoxoxox!!!
back atcha baby!:*

:hi: how are you feelin'?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:52 PM
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9. I'm in pain again
but I'm taking only my second painkiller today. That's a serious reduction, so I'm doing very well. :)
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:54 PM
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10. I'm thinking of you and wishing you well, Thomcat.
hang in there, darlin'. :hug: :loveya: It'll pass....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 10:54 PM
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11. My dear Shine!
And you thought you didn't have it....WHY?

Of course you still have it!

You are a gorgeous curvy female!

And your husband knows this too... :D

:yourock:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:12 PM
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12. You are sweet. Thanks Peggy
:hug: It was a nice boost to the ole ego, I'll admit. I've been feeling rather blah lately and definitely out of shape. Here come the holidays....
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Wheezy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:34 PM
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13. I hope you didn't shake his hand after he touched the icky floor
:D

(Way to go!)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:37 PM
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14. Trader Joes? Darlin you're so upper crust I just have to love you...
:loveya:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:40 PM
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15. hmmmmm
lame keeps telling me it is part of the job description to flirt with only the female customers.
I'm not buying it.

patty lame's wife for now

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5561565665179751904
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:48 PM
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18. This guy was a fellow customer, not an employee
we were in line together. :shrug:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 12:10 AM
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21. yeah
but you have to watch the TJ crew...they love their customers.
glad you are a TJ shopper we are quite proud of our little company.
My guess you still got it so your Hubby better stay on his toes lol. (smilies table not working)
patty lame's wife
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:46 PM
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17. This thread is useless without pictures.
:D
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 11:48 PM
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19. heheh.
ugh.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 12:04 AM
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20. damn I gave you a ten minuet vid
This is a tough room.

patty lame's wife (as long as he doesn't flirt with shine)
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