Ape sightings in small Florida town

http://www.nbc10.com/news/14585860/detail.html


Some believe the mysterious animal is an orangutan -- one local family had found what looked to be an orange ape up high in a tree.


Can't make this stuff up......


lost

somehwere outside of Waco. Crawford, was it? :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape

"The Skunk Ape is said to be a large hairy, bipedal mammal that calls the Florida Everglades home. They have (allegedly) been spotted as far north as Tallahassee and as far south as Lostman's River. Large adult males are said to weigh in excess of 450 lbs and stand 6 to 7 feet tall with reddish or dark brown hair similar in appearance to an orangutan or gorilla. Some believe that this biped is part of the same species as the famed Big Foot. A handful of sightings have also happened in the Western US, including Simi Valley, CA.

The smell of a Skunk Ape has been reported to be similar to rotten eggs or methane.

They are known to be afraid of human contact."

Now that's some cutting-edge investigation!

Where back in the forties or something they were shooting a tarzan film and brought in some kind of monkey, several monkeys escaped, went feral, and now there's a population of feral, inbred, hillbilly monkeys that attack rafter on a particular stretch.

Which is only a few miles from my work. One of these days I'm going on my lunch break to check it out.

I heard about them too. Vervets or something.

because a pregnant female or breeding pair escaped. And those are lizards you DON'T want to run into in a dark alley. They may not be huge, but let's just say that they learned their manners by watching Nile cocodiles.

Or Rep John Mica.......
:rofl:


:hi:

found grape ape

to visit brother Jeb....:shrug:

to lure the creature down? Way to go, Marlin fucking Perkins. :rofl: Maybe he thought it was Homer Simpson. It wouldn't be the first time he was mistaken for bigfoot.