Cannibalism? - Democratic Underground

Omphaloskepsis

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Thu Nov-15-07 01:44 PM
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Poll question: Cannibalism?

That seems to be todays theme on The History Chanel.. I would totally eat my buddy if I was hungry and they died of natural causes. I would eat my cat, dog, or chicken if I had to. I just don't understand the stigma applied to eating people.

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Orrex

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Thu Nov-15-07 01:47 PM
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1. My friends obviously have no taste

What was the question again?

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Omphaloskepsis

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Thu Nov-15-07 01:53 PM
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2. If you needed food and your buddy was dead..

would you eat him? I would. I'm a huge fan of garlic so I would need to find some before my Aaron sandwich. Aaron is weak, he would be the first to die.

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Orrex

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Thu Nov-15-07 01:55 PM
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3. Hell yeah

Honestly, it almost borders on being a silly question.

If the choice is between starving to death and cooking up a chunk of my pal, I say fire up the grill!

And I'd hope that my friend would be of the same mind.

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quip

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:05 PM
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4. I'd rather eat Johnson...

(MP ref) :hi:

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AllegroRondo

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:11 PM
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5. When I say there is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy,

I do, in fact, mean that there is a little.

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quip

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:25 PM
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8. Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick

in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

:hi:

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edbermac

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:09 PM
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12. I wouldn't eat Johnson. He's not kosher.

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Taverner

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:12 PM
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6. Just don't eat the brain or spinal column

Nasty prions in those...

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Orrex

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:27 PM
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9. If you haven't eaten the brain and spinal cord

Then you just haven't got the nerve.

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Taverner

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:28 PM
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10. Grrrroan

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cloudbase

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:16 PM
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7. I couldn't eat my cat.

He's spoiled!

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Tyler Durden

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Thu Nov-15-07 03:42 PM
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11. I couldn't eat the dogs...I've SEEN what they eat when they think I'm not watching.

eeeeewwwww.

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unpossibles

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:16 PM
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13. well, it's not too healthy to do

considering that if they die of natural causes, that often means a disease.

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