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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:33 PM
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My cat walked halfway across a mirror on the floor, stopped, and then continued
But only after his reflective paws.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:38 PM
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1. Did you whisker away?
:-)
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:48 PM
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2. But, while this was happening, out on the highway, a tanker truck full of water...
... collided with a tanker truck full of vinegar.

The only sound that was heard for miles around was a loud, reverberating "dooooosh".
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:57 PM
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4. *snort* lol n/t
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:56 PM
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3. Ouch
My liver twinged on that one...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:22 PM
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6. IIRC I previously damaged your pancreas
Apparently I hate your guts...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:49 PM
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7. *snort* LOL
I don't know how I'm going to sell all my interal organs on eBay so I can afford to buy gas if you keep breaking them!!!!

:rofl:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:54 PM
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8. Once I ruin your intestines
You won't need to worry about gas anymore.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 02:57 PM
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5. well, as long as it wasn't a black cat and a broken mirror
I think we're ok.
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