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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:01 PM
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...And then DS1 told me that the only reason he's mean
is because it hurts so much to FEEL.
He had to sell off his library of Lifetime movies, because he'd been placed a high-sodium diet in order to replenish the salt in his body that had been depleted from all the tears he'd shed watching the trials and tribulations of Meredith Baxter and Tracy Gold...
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:02 PM
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1. You're a strange lady.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:03 PM
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2. That is my lot in life.
I would like to establish that I have NO cats.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:03 PM
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3. are you an inhuman monster?
who wouldn't cry over the tragic story of Meredith Baxter and Tracy Gold, masterfully retold by the haunting Lifetime renditions?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:04 PM
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6. Listen, espresso. Lifetime Movies are how I spend my Sunday
afternoons. So, don't even go there.

Plus, Still Standing is on at 5 and 7. Funniest show ever.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:05 PM
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8. i'm sending you a gross of Kleenex brand tissues and a copy of every Danielle Steele in print
Merry Christmas
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:04 PM
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7. It's called "tough love".
x(
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:06 PM
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11. nice post, Dr. Phil
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:09 PM
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13. Nice response, Dr. Suess.
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:03 PM
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4. Huh, He told me he was mean because he has a stick
permanently lodged up his ass. Who knew? :shrug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:05 PM
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9. Even wood eventually deteriorates.
I don't think rectal sticks petrify. Or do they?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:06 PM
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10. Good point. And, I'm betting it probably deteriorated faster
than the average stick up one's ass.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:07 PM
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12. Unless he supplemented with wood putty.
That could've bought him a few more weeks...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:24 PM
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14. I take my wood putty orally, thank you very much
don't wanna end up like Elvis, now
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:03 PM
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5. lol
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