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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:08 PM
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What Exactly Is Shakira Trying To Tell Us With Her New Poster?



I just can't figure it out. Can someone tell me what it is that she's trying to tell us here?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:10 PM
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1. that she had a bad case of chicken pox as a kid?
that's one deep scar on her forehead.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:11 PM
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2. I see it more as an advert for that lovely lipstick she is wearing.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:13 PM
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5. it's just strawberry Lip Smackers
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:11 PM
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3. .....
I think its supposed to be erotic????
maybe???

oral fixation can mean alot of things.....

oh who the hell knows, but I wish I could move my hips like hers....

:evilgrin:

lost
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:11 PM
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4. Yet ANOTHER anti-cannibalism campaign???
:shrug:

Bigot!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:13 PM
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6. Well whatever she says remember Hips don't lie
:eyes:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:15 PM
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7. she doesn't understand finger mustaches
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=finger+mustache&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:15 PM
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8. she's an inch shy of a dirty sanchez?
:shrug:
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:17 PM
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9. That she still wants me
I keep telling you Shakira, no means no!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:19 PM
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10. That protein is good for you.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:21 PM
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11. She's starving. Get her some food for Chrissake! n/t
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CGowen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:24 PM
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12. She had an album called "Fijacion Oral Vol.1" in 2005
Edited on Thu Nov-15-07 03:24 PM by CGowen
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:25 PM
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13. She's dying for some finger sandwiches?
Too subtle!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:55 PM
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26. Or a Shark Sandwich...
http://img179.imageshack.us.nyud.net:8090/img179/7052/sharksandwich0gy.jpg
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:29 PM
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14. She's re-reading Freud.
Sometimes millions of men wanting you is just millions of men wanting you.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:29 PM
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15. She's teething.
My seven-month old does exactly the same thing.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:37 PM
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16. ... I'll be in my bunk.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:40 PM
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17. you are going to the special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:46 PM
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18. ... you got a smutty mind. :P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:48 PM
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19. you got a cunning hat.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:27 PM
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29. ... oddly enough, my dad is wearing one of those right now.
He got frostbite back when we lived up here 20 years ago or so, so now he has to keep his ears covered whenever its cold. And he's back up here right now, first to help me move and now he and I are helping my grandparents renovate their downstairs room. :)

Only his is blue, not orange.

I want a Jayne hat though. A man wears a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of ANYTHING.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:52 PM
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23. Nice post, Jayne
:hi:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:48 PM
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20. She is saying that
I need to get over there RIGHT NOW and help her satisfy her Oral Fixation...
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:50 PM
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21. She wants sympathy for her paper cut.
They hurt, you know.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:52 PM
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22. I don't know but i may need some private time alone
:hide:
She can fixate on me anytime..
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:53 PM
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24. DarkTirade's bunk is currently in use....
:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:54 PM
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25. there's two shuttles on this boat
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:58 PM
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27. Well, yeah, but you'll
have to get Inara's permission first....
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:28 PM
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30. And it'll probably cost you a pretty penny too.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 03:59 PM
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28. I'm sorry. Did you say something? n/t
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:29 PM
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31. Who the hell is Shakira? n/t
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