Could someone please sweep up the potpourri my dog shredded?

Years of not tearing up shit, then the last two days I come home to potpourri chewed up all over the floor. Bye bye good smelly stuff!!

Smells like a fucking sewer in there. I hate dogs.

in the house!! What to do?

because of the painters going in and out. I didn't want them to get out.

Consequently, there is pee and poop everywhere. Again. I cleaned it up once and went downstairs and voila. :eyes:

To top it off, there's a friggin' doggie door right next to the couch they both sleep on. Lazy shits.

And if you want to chew something, go get a damn stick or acorn outside!!!

And spent the night puking.

Remind me why I love her, please.

for the third time in the beagle's life. I have an account there. The lady told me to induce vomiting, and started to explain how to do that. I assured her that I know how to make the beagle puke (hydrogen peroxide does the job quite nicely). So, I did that, and she puked several times during the night. The lady at the ASPCA said it wouldn't be life-threatening, even if she digested it, because it's a small amount of a poison that affects insect nervous-systems in a way that won't work on mammals at all. The biggest threat was bad diarrhea and dehydration.

So, I was up most of the night, waiting for the next puking session. And hunting for easily reachable roach baits.