I need to know everything that's happened up till now.

billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:51 PM
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I need to know everything that's happened up till now.

:hi:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:54 PM
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1. My dear billy!

Well, it's like this:

First there was the void, and god saw that it was good...

And then he did something about creating the world, and the days and nights...

And eventually, we had Adam and Eve, you know...

It gets too complicated after that!

Sorry! I just felt like being smart!

:hi:

:hug:

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:58 PM
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5. Check.

Thanks Peggy. :hi:

:hug:

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yvr girl

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:54 PM
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2. I was born

anything before that isn't important.

:hi:

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:57 PM
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4. Quite right.

* Earth cooled.
* Dinosaurs.
* Yivver born.

Everything else is just detail. :D

:hi:

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Phillycat

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:55 PM
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3. I think the "Golden Penis Antlers" thread is really one-stop shopping.

That's all you need to see. It's the lounge, condensed. :D

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:59 PM
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6. Lemme go see...

...oh my. :rofl:

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Parche

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Thu Nov-15-07 04:59 PM
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7. We All Got Naked

In Tribute to the wonderful you.....:bounce: :bounce: :hi:

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:00 PM
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8. You know

I saw in the "guess who?" thread a couple days ago, you had one clue which was "is always naked," and everybody was saying it was BarenakedLady. But I knew that you meant me.

And it isn't even true. :hi:

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LSK

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:00 PM
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9. ok, well I called the Forward Air EDI guy and he said he cant test the file until tomorrow

You are now up to date.

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:07 PM
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10. Oh, and I have a message for you

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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LSK

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:09 PM
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11. I should put that in comments somewhere

:evilgrin:

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redqueen

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:12 PM
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12. I tried speed!

Edited on Thu Nov-15-07 05:14 PM by redqueen

:bounce:

(just kidding!)

To give you an honest answer...

Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

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LSK

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:13 PM
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14. dont bother with the sequel, it sucks

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:12 PM
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13. Six thousand years ago, there was nothing

Then Dog farted and the universe appeared.

Oh, and Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to the mall.

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:15 PM
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15. So the universe emanated from the arse of a dog?

Somehow I had always suspected it was something like that.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:22 PM
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16. Yes, and remember:

You can't spell "Arsenal" without "arse."

:D

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:26 PM
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17. And you can't spell Scunthorpe without

*ahem*

:D

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:37 PM
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18. ...

:shrug:

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:37 PM
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19. That's it exactly.

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bicentennial_baby

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:39 PM
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20. You saw me on an exceptional cleavage day

Edited on Thu Nov-15-07 05:41 PM by bicentennial_baby

And really, need I say more? You can die happy now. :D

:P

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:41 PM
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21. Yes.

I can die with the image of your exceptionabable boobage fixed in my mind's eye. :D

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bicentennial_baby

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:42 PM
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22. Hey, I can't spell!

:rofl: EDITED!!!

And that's nice...I'm such a charitable woman.... :P

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billyskank

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:43 PM
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23. Awww

I thought the word "exceptionable" sounded so much more fun. :D

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bicentennial_baby

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Thu Nov-15-07 05:46 PM
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24. Me too!!!

I kept looking at it and saying to myself, 'Hey, that doesn't look right!' and then I realized my oopsie. But yeah, I think my newly invented word is bettah. :D

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SOteric

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Thu Nov-15-07 06:26 PM
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25. First,

there was nothing. -Which some people hold sacred, but since there were no people but only nothing; -notsomuch.

(There's probably something megaZen in that, but it hurts my brain to go looking for it.)

Then there was stuff. And some things. And things happened to the stuff.

Time passed, the tides came and went, the sun rose in the east and set in the west.

Then there was different stuff. And different things. And stuff occured to the things.

Next, time passed, the tides came and went, the sun rose in the east and set in the west.

So here we all are, posting to the internet about all the things and stuff in our lives.

:hi:

That pretty much sums it up.

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DarkTirade

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Thu Nov-15-07 06:37 PM
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26. Well, first there was a big bang... that's when all the matter and energy in existance came to be in

this universe...

and according to the last museum website I saw, that happened exactly 6,000 years ago.

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