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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:54 PM
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Do you think Emeril says "BAM!" every time he has sex?
Someone posted a "Bam" in another thread, and so this thought just, y'know, popped *bam* into my mind. Now I can't get the thought to leave unless I share it with you. Emeril, his back fuzzy like Ed Asner, waits till the right moment then trumpets a final triumphant "BAM!" like Whitman's barbaric yawp. I only hope you can get this thought out of your head as quickly as I've gotten it out of mine.

PS, I eagerly await your copycats on the subject line.

PPS, IBTL.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:58 PM
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1. I'd rather know what Rachel Ray has to say, oy vey!!!


(I look a little like him except I'm cuter, wear better clothing, and have a chirpy, stays crispy in milk personality.)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 06:59 PM
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2. And yet he's hittin' it and you're not.
BAM!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:00 PM
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5. Ah, but she got a divorce and is looking for some new tea bags and sausage...
:rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:02 PM
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6. Oh my God. Would you really tea bag Rachael Ray?
That poor poor girl...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:02 PM
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7. They're nuttilicious!
BAM
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:07 PM
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10. Lipton, dude, Lipton.


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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:14 PM
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16. Allow me to offer you this assistance then....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:29 PM
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17. hey, don't mock. without that safety cage, they could be a choking hazard in summer
(when they're extra-droopy) :o
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:36 PM
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18. This is the difference between you and me.
Discussing this anatomical topic makes you look like this But it makes me keep my mouth closed.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:12 PM
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14. omg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's just too funny
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:00 PM
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4. NO she says
eeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHHHHHHHHH


:hi: :hug:

HI hon


lost
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:03 PM
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8. To coin Lucy,
WAAHHH!!!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:00 PM
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3. I don't want to think about a wet-dicked grunting Emeril
sorry, not my bag, baby
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:07 PM
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11. WTF? i didn't want to think about that either!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:05 PM
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9. I may be that "someone", so 1. Sorry and
b. IBTL

:hi:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:10 PM
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12. And does he yell "STICK AROUND!' after it?
:shrug:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:11 PM
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13. ...
:rofl:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:12 PM
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15. he got that from me.
he dated one of my exes.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-15-07 07:38 PM
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19. Thank you so much for that disturbing visual
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