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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 08:56 PM
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Haikus for Grovelbot
Red-eyed Grovelbot
Dominates all avatars
The über beggar.
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:28 PM
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1. cold automaton
Edited on Sat Nov-17-07 09:30 PM by flying rabbit
cold automaton
patiently watches me type
hijacking my thread


edit-gaaah!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:30 PM
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2. Another haiku for Grovelbot.
Horrid cyberbot,
Red-eyed and malevolent;
He really scares me.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:36 PM
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3. .
It's that time again.
All your base are belong to
DUs finest bot.

Inescapable.
Brother can you spare a dime?
It's for a good cause.

The leaves turn color,
a hint of snow in the air.
Freepers squish beneath.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:38 PM
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4. okay
piercing eyes of steel
looking for more donations
steals identities
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:47 PM
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5. .
My memory banks
hold enough names for the next
thousand Duggar kids.


In "Metropolis",
Maria was once human.
You know I'd hit it.


Chicken with corn flakes,
breast-fed at Olive Garden.
Shut up and donate.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:51 PM
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6. ...
Metal mendicant
reminder of selfishness
take my cash and go!
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