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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 10:14 PM
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The "Tonya Harding Web Site"..."1556 fantasy stories and messages, all about Tonya Harding"


Fantasy Message #: 17
Subject: Humiliation
From: John, 35 yr old Male
Date: Saturday, April 15, 2000 @5:40 PM pacific time
Rating: 8

I had always been drawn to Tonya in a physical sense but I knew I would never get the opportunity of going to bed with her. She probable likes virile‚ well toned guys whereas I am skinny and soft–spoken. Having said that there is no excuse for what she did to me last month.

I was temporarily living in her Mom’s house as a lodger and kept to myself most of the time. Then one Saturday nite Tonya and her girlfriends came over after a night on the town. They were obviously very drunk and started to tease me when they noticed I was home. They wondered why I was not either out having fun or in bed with a woman. They called me a wimp and when I complained about the noise level they jumped on me. They then pinned me down and ripped every last piece of clothing off my scrawny body. I was mortified but they were in stitches laughing at the size of my willy. Tonya was definitely the ringleader and her comments about my short d**k were the most venomous.

As an encore they then forced me to try on a tutu and to do a little ballet to entertain them. I was a complete laughing stock. They even took photos and showed them to everyone else. Now I want revenge so I think I may give the Sally Jessy show a call and report them.

MORE: http://www.tonyaharding.com/messages/MESSAGES.CFM?PAGE=1
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 10:17 PM
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1. Bwahahaha!
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 11:27 PM
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2. Now THAT'S entertainment. n/t
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 11:28 PM
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3. LOL, internet
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 11:44 PM
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4. It's the back
her ass

That's why every guy I knew first paid any attention to her and silently held out hope for her against the "face" girl Kerrigan-no one ever really liked her and realistically the absurd strike against her by a crew so inept that we need to compare it to the Bush crew is the only reason she ever got a silver medal. But I digress-Tonya had back nice back and that is about it.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-19-07 11:54 PM
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5. Howard Stern once described her ass as...
..."two raccoons fighting under a blanket"...

:evilgrin:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:04 AM
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6. Tonya Harding could kick your ass.


Steroids'll do that.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:08 AM
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7. Her right arm looks like Tor Johnson's inner thigh.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:09 AM
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8. Shave her head, she looks like Tor Johnson.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:44 AM
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9. I'll bet that she has soooo many bodyguards.
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