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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:37 PM
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Tell me what acts they will have for Halftime at SuperBowl 2005
Since they won't allow MTv to produce the show next year and obviously they'll want something more toned down and family friendly (aka fundamentalist approved). Why not we find the acts they should have for the HalfTime show of SuperBowl 2005

Here's my first choice

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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:42 PM
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1. ROTFL! Who are those people?
If they had pointy ears they could be elves.
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:48 PM
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2. Let's see
this year we had Toby Keith and Kid Rock. So the bar, musically, is pretty low. And, the performers need to be squeaky clean and Christian. Is Pat Boone still alive? And his one-hit wonder daughter?
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:49 PM
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3. My Vote . . .
The Veggie Tales!
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:50 PM
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4. Didn't you hear? Taliban TV is producing it next year
Guaranteed not to show anything but eyes....
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:52 PM
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5. CONFESS!!! You Stole My Thread
Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 12:06 AM by arwalden
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:52 PM
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6. Phillip Glass
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 01:47 AM
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12. "Strung Out" performed by Josh Bell
while the Dallas Cowboys moon the spectators.
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:52 PM
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7. public executions
that's the way the media is headed.

Maybe we'll have some terrorists publicly executed, with accompanying Toby Keith songs blaring, jets flying in formation overhead, and fireworks shooting into the sky.

God Bless Murikkuh
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:56 PM
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8. Wayne Newton and a bunch of Disney crap (n/t)
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:57 PM
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9. Billy Graham
if he is still with us.
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 11:58 PM
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10. the teletubbies-
except for that purple tinky-winky faggot...
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 12:41 AM
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11. These folks look like they could use the work...



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LSdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:39 AM
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13. AIR SUPPLY
Enough said
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 03:58 AM
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14. Barry Manilow and Celine Dione . . .
or something like that . . .
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DoveTurnedHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:01 AM
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15. "A Tribute to the Amish!"
That's what I expect. :D

DTH
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:10 AM
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16. well...
they will revive these guys...The Bugaloos...


Then for the second act...The Partridge Family


and to cap the night off...The Banana Splits
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Robin Hood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:12 AM
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17. Ron Jeremy will over cook a chocolate cake shaped dildo.
And Pat Robertson will use it as a sex toy.
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