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romantico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:51 AM
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Is This Sexy or Disgusting?
I want it to be sexy, but I don't know. This must be a gag, right?

Vulva Original:

Smell's the most primal sense, and one odor in particular has beguiled men for centuries: the natural scent of woman. Now German "perfumery" Viva Eros has captured this elemental fragrance in a spray bottle, with Vulva.

Vulva's creators intend this product as an enabler of vigorous masturbation (evidenced by their suggestion of spraying your hand, taking a long whiff, and "letting your libido take over"). But even if you're not a demented freak, there are still plenty of worthwhile things to do with your Vulva:


http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2006/05/vulva.html

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/20/scent-of-a-woman/
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:52 AM
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1. i want some.
Edited on Tue Nov-20-07 11:52 AM by lionesspriyanka
i find that particular smell intoxicating.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:53 AM
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2. I just get on my raincoat and take a walk to the pier
:hide:
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:08 PM
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5. lmao. nt.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:21 PM
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20. Not all of us smell like fish.
Not that you'll ever know with comments like that.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:23 PM
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22. that's okay, darling
I go after the ones with working senses of humor

:hi:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:24 PM
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23. Me, too. That's why I didn't like your comment. n/t
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:56 AM
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3. From the first link:
Play cruel practical jokes: Spray Vulva on a friend's tennis racket, hair dryer, or toothbrush. When he asks about the smell, tell him "My mother borrowed it."

Ewwwwwww! :rofl:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:02 PM
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4. Why can't it be both? :)
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:09 PM
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6. I would think it's disgusting...
but then I prefer different picnic equipment. :)
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romantico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:11 PM
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7. Sad
but you can only get it in Europe.Shipping is pretty crazy!I think its kind of hot as well.I just think it would look cool having the bottle sitting on my sink in my bathroom when company comes over.(LOL)
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:16 PM
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8. See, I'm wondering then what it would be like to have a perfume named...
"penis."

And you know... I don't think I'd prefer that, either. If I want a little whiff of manly organs, I'd seek out the real thing. :)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:17 PM
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9. It's real
Here's the web site: (NWS)

http://www.riechmichund.com/index_2.html

And personally, I don't need the perfume. I'm alluring all on my own. :-)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:17 PM
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10. are they releasing "Smegma" cologne soon?
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:22 PM
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13. that would not be inclusive of those that are circumcised. nt.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:30 PM
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16. does that have a distinct smell?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:30 PM
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17. it does. it's not something i'd want sprayed everywhere.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:31 PM
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24. awesome!
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 02:46 PM
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26. No, but have you tried the new cheese: smegmonzola?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:18 PM
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11. I'd never wear it, and I'm not even interested.... however
it's a refreshing change from all the ads and commercials for special wipes, douches, sprays, etc. that are intended to make women feel dirty about being women.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:21 PM
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12. good point.
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:31 PM
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18. Well then you don't get to date Terrence Howard
You know, the guy from Hustle and Flow:

"Terrence Howard says he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper Donating Member (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:28 PM
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14. You could have fun with us fellas
Spray it on all sorts of random objects and watch us involuntarily hump away.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 12:29 PM
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15. shut up, the first thing it would be going on is the back of the vacuum cleaner
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper Donating Member (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:22 PM
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21. Good point
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:18 PM
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19. Different women smell differently
just to point out the obvious.

How does this perfume smell like all of them?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 01:41 PM
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25. what's that old song??
"If I could Bottle This Up" ? :evilgrin:
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