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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:45 PM
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I have decided. I'm going to earn my doctorate at Costco.


I'm tired of making difficult choices. I want it quick, easy, and cheap. And if I can get $1.99/lb. shrimp while I'm at it, all the better. Apparently they don't require GRE scores, are "easy" on the minimum grade requirements, but they'll teach me all I need to know about media studies. I mean, it's more Haliburton than Habermas, but what the hell? Goodbye, University of ________ - hello, Costco!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:48 PM
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1. taking the easy way out?
not you!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:49 PM
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2. I recently arrived at the epiphany that I'm missing out on the joys of living...
with everyday low prices and more crap for my house.

So, the less time I have to study, the more time I have to shop!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:52 PM
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3. its the American way!!
bigger, better, more more more!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 02:00 PM
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6. Ah, my favorite phrase!
:evilgrin:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 12:57 PM
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4. I'm now certain that everyone else is envious!
:7
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 01:49 PM
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5. Take a holiday abroad.
I know just the place.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 09:34 PM
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7. Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?
The main character's lawyer got his law degree from CostCo...

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 01:58 AM
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8. Yeah but you have to earn a dozen at a time
For the cost of 4.
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