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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:03 AM
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The official Butterball Turkey Hotline thread*....
ask me anything!

*Note: This thread not sponsored by Butterball, and the thread starter knows precious little about cooking, but he's good making stuff up.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:27 AM
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1. What would you give up the funk for?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:29 AM
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2. Jake Gyllenhaal
but I'd want the funk back when I was done with him.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:42 AM
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3. What did cured ham actually have?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:47 AM
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5. That's a complicated question
I think it was some sort generalized anxiety disorder. It's much better now, though.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:44 AM
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4. How big is too big?
And I'm asking about turkeys of course
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:47 AM
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6. The 72 pound turkey they just showed on CNN
Guy's gotta cook it for 16 hours. That's too big.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:49 AM
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7. Is there anything you would enjoy doing 16 hours in a row?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:53 AM
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9. Yes
Jake Gyllenhaal.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 09:04 AM
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11. My friend is dating a guy who we all think looks a LOT like Jake Gyllenhaal.
If I PM you a pic, will you tell me whether you agree with us all?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 09:08 AM
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12. ooh!
Sure!
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 09:10 AM
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13. Sent. Your expert opinion appreciated.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 09:13 AM
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14. Yes
he sure does!
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:52 AM
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8. Would you be willing to eat a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never
heard from total destruction?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-22-07 08:53 AM
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10. No
fuck 'em. Don't know 'em, don't like 'em.
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