Attention WOC Troops: The Orange Beetle Only Eats On Fridays...

SPKrazy

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Thu Nov-22-07 07:29 PM
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Attention WOC Troops: The Orange Beetle Only Eats On Fridays...

Edited on Thu Nov-22-07 07:34 PM by Southpawkicker

(code for the super secret troops who are part of the war on Christmas)

check in with your status please

the war on Christmas must be taken very seriously as it starts tomorrow.

In fact, very early tomorrow...

So

Check IN TROOPS!!!!!

await further orders from central command :P :crazy:

Know thine enemy:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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SPKrazy

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Thu Nov-22-07 08:37 PM
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1. the beetle is now flinching

repeat:

the beetle is now flinching

CHECK IN!!!!!!11111

IT'S HUGH!!!!!11111

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:15 AM
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2. am i marching alone

against the evil empire of Christmas?

:shrug:

:patriot:

then off I go!

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Wapsie B

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:24 AM
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3. Project X is going forward as planned Sir!

:rofl:

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:25 AM
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4. most excellent

where's captain er, admiral supreme flvegan????

our navy needs to be operational by 0400

Kohls opens then :P

we must take the bastids down

carry on!

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:28 AM
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5. What, no midnight madness this year...

The Overlords are slipping.

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:29 AM
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6. we will take them at every opportunity Colonel KW

now take the air force up on the brooms and be ready to strike at a moment's notice :P

:hi:

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:31 AM
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8. Aye, Aye, Sir General SPK.

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:32 AM
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11. good

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Ghost in the Machine

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:30 AM
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7. The psychedelic pteradoctyl is feasting on the screaming butterflies

The moon is filling with blood.

repeat

The moon is filling with blood.

The "Time of the Pterodactyl" is upon us.

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:32 AM
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9. My troops on broomsticks will now go into stealth mode.

Over.

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:33 AM
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12. are they ever on anything else?

oh never mind

yes

move into position

stealthy now :P

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:37 AM
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13. ...

:eyes:

:rofl:

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:39 AM
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14. never mind

carry on colonel

your troops are most excellent

they are the front line in the war on christmas you know

you have a big responsibility

this war hinges on your ability to move stealthily and take up positions that will destroy our enemy

those who love to spread Christmas cheer :P

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:50 AM
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15. I have just the weapons to nip the spreading of christmas cheer right in the bud.

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 01:00 AM
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16. ...

:patriot:

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 01:26 AM
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17. i'm scared

but

carry on!

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 12:32 AM
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10. tear the 3rd envelope now

:eyes:

the moon is full of blood

we need to get some cleanup on aisle 5 please

now

where were we??

:shrug:

oh

the time of the pterodactyl is upon us

yes

get me my code book

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FloridaJudy

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Fri Nov-23-07 01:37 AM
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18. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Repeat: my hovercraft is full of eels.

Tibetan prayer flags and singing bowls are at the ready, sir! Preparing to Om them to surrender!

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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SPKrazy

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Fri Nov-23-07 07:32 PM
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19. work it Judy

work it baby!

:rofl:

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